asscone

an emoticon made when a "<" and a "3" are combined to form a sideways heart, used to express one's love for another. The result appears to be a cone covered with an ass.
I asscone my family a whole lot.
by Me December 09, 2004
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Furry Art

A type of art that appeals to the bored, perverts of late night television. It is viewed by only the most clever, artistic perverts, with very vivid imaginations. It is viewed by the few that are too cheap to buy it on pay-per-view or those whom are too embarassed to rent it from the movie store. While admiring this furry art, one might pick out a round object that MIGHT be a boob or two objects that MIGHT be having sex. However, this is not for the weak of heart, because one never knows what to expect while viewing it. Sometimes, when the artist has gotten lucky, it is hardcore blurry porno on channel 92, and when the artist has messed up, it is a hardcore, blurry mexican church service. However, on the good days when the artist has found a good art piece, it can be one of the best 30 seconds of that artist's life. Jill is usually involved.
by ME July 18, 2005
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straight edge

Straight Edge(sXe) is a choice not to do anything that pollutes the body or mind.

A sXe kid will not drink, smoke, do drugs, or have sex(unless in a committed relationship). Hardcore sXe-ers don't drink, smoke, do drugs, have sex until marriage, and are vegan. This all varries from person to person, but the "rules" generally are:

No Drinking
No Drugs
No Sex
Kid A: Hey you want a drink?
Kid B: No, I'm sXe.


No one night stands.
by Me August 30, 2004
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the postal service

A band thats just like Death Cab For Cutie, only a lot poppier.
14 year old teenybopper: OMFG HAVE YOU HEARD THAT SONG SUCH GREAT HEIGHTS ON MTV IT IS LIKE SOOO GOOD AND THE BEAT IS SOOO CATCHY THE POST OFFICERS ARE LIKE MY FAVORITE BAND EVER!!!!
by me December 31, 2004
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shwoogies

of, or relating to, an agreement, usually preceded by the word "damn", and often interchangeable with the phrase "right on"
"dude cake is so good" "damn shwoogies!!!"
by Me August 04, 2004
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scrump

Lets go a'scrumpin!
by me February 01, 2003
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newton

newton is the safest city in america! fun.
by me May 13, 2005
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