Definitions by mbc

Slut Monkey

A woman skilled at using both hands and feet to please multiple partners at the same time.

All six of them are in the bedroom fucking that slut monkey.

Slut Monkey by MBC April 1, 2003

fat one 

1) large penis 2) fat chick

I slapped a fat one with my fat one!

fat one by MBC April 1, 2003

hamsandwich 

A device used to beat a pigpen or to make the game of hogsoccer more entertaining.

As I beat that bitch with a plunger O smacked her with a hamsandwich.

hamsandwich by MBC March 31, 2003

toolshed 

A sanctuary in which to play hogsoccer.

Before we whipped out the plunger and hamsandwich we locked the door to the toolshed.

toolshed by MBC March 31, 2003

boobgnome 

A term used to describe a legal midget who is able to render herself unconcious by simply joging in place.

Carla

boobgnome by MBC March 31, 2003

balloonknot 

A slang term meaning asshole.

Im going to go get my ballonknot licked.

balloonknot by MBC March 31, 2003

undercunnder 

1) To present yourself as something you are not in order to convince someone that you are not a Pig.

I was so stonned I almost didnt see the undercunnder cop comming.

undercunnder by MBC March 31, 2003