mbc's definitions

fat one

1) large penis 2) fat chick

I slapped a fat one with my fat one!

by MBC April 1, 2003

Slut Monkey

A woman skilled at using both hands and feet to please multiple partners at the same time.

All six of them are in the bedroom fucking that slut monkey.

by MBC April 1, 2003

hamsandwich

A device used to beat a pigpen or to make the game of hogsoccer more entertaining.

As I beat that bitch with a plunger O smacked her with a hamsandwich.

by MBC March 31, 2003

Hog Soccer

Engaging in sexual intercoarse with a women weighing more or equal to 200 pounds.

Im in the mood to play some hog soccer, lets go to McDonalds.

by MBC March 28, 2003

Blinky

A book keeper who blinks uncontrolably when angry, anoyed, or slightly aroused.

Blinky unleashed her fury on Tom for fucking up the checks.

by MBC April 2, 2003

boobgnome

A term used to describe a legal midget who is able to render herself unconcious by simply joging in place.

Carla

by MBC March 31, 2003

hippie

A person who talks about saving the environment but instead only smokes pot and smells bad.

Those dirty fucking hippies are sleeping in my back yard again!

by MBC October 23, 2006