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When your hard drive has so many thousands of files of lolcats that your computer literally explodes.
Donny: Were living in this homeless shelter now because my dumbass brother had a lolcat overload.
Homeless man: Hmm....fascinating.
Homeless man: Hmm....fascinating.
by maxatron December 22, 2008
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usually what most teenagers put in front and on the back of their names on various online social networking sites to make it seem like they're cool. usually have some thing to do with their life or some quote that isn't actually funny.
Hey look, {{pwnz)) only has 4 friends! Ha what a damn noob.
He only uses ""'s and ""'s and "("'s and ")"'s.
He only uses ""'s and ""'s and "("'s and ")"'s.
by maxatron October 22, 2008
Many steps must be taken to have a Prostitute pleasure you in the popular game Grand Theft Auto 4. Hookers can Provide many great benifits and hours of Ho killin' fun. This is a step by step guide on how to treat some of Liberty City's biggest sluts.
1: You must first aquire a automobile. Simply hijack one from a citizen, then run him/her over because it's hilarious.
2: The best way to find hookers it to drive around ghetto places at night and look for women clad in booty shorts, and saying things like "Me Sucky Sucky".
3: Once you have chosen your Hooker, you must then honk the cars horn to let her know you want to pick her up. She will come over to your car, shake that hot animated ass, and you must press a certain button for her to hop in the car.
4: You must now find a quiet place where the woman can carry out the action you wish her to do.
5: Once you have found a good place, a menu will come up with all the sexual acts possible for the hooker all are good and will give you health. Whilst the deed is being carried out, the hooker will yell various things such as "Fuck me harder!"
6: Once she is done, she will exit your car and ALWAYS run her over for the lulz and to get your money back, and more from that bitch.
7: Repeat.
1: You must first aquire a automobile. Simply hijack one from a citizen, then run him/her over because it's hilarious.
2: The best way to find hookers it to drive around ghetto places at night and look for women clad in booty shorts, and saying things like "Me Sucky Sucky".
3: Once you have chosen your Hooker, you must then honk the cars horn to let her know you want to pick her up. She will come over to your car, shake that hot animated ass, and you must press a certain button for her to hop in the car.
4: You must now find a quiet place where the woman can carry out the action you wish her to do.
5: Once you have found a good place, a menu will come up with all the sexual acts possible for the hooker all are good and will give you health. Whilst the deed is being carried out, the hooker will yell various things such as "Fuck me harder!"
6: Once she is done, she will exit your car and ALWAYS run her over for the lulz and to get your money back, and more from that bitch.
7: Repeat.
by maxatron July 30, 2009
by maxatron January 11, 2009
Easily the stupidest idea ever imagined in the history of the planet. Cash For Clunkers is just another failed attept to get the economy running again. A few of The rules that determine if your car is a Clunker are: Your car must be less than 25 years old, It must get at least 18 MPG and the car must be drivable. Once you turn over your perfectly good car-- I mean Clunker, you may get up to $4,500 off a newer, more fuel efficient car, like a Prius... for $20,000. What happens to your Clunker? The engine gets sold to China. Now isn't Cash for Clunkers just great?
by maxatron July 31, 2009