530453080

if you type in these exact numbers on a calculator and turn it upside-down, your calculator should say Oboe Shoes, an Oboe is a type of instrument, similar to a clarinet.
Look i can make mine say "Oboe Shoes"! (shows calculator with 530453080 written on it)
by maxatron January 06, 2009
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cornography

Porn, except instead of people, they are replaced with Corn
cornography is what i do man, write it and film it, and the best part is, they do it for free. They'll do anything! Hardcore, whatever you want.
by maxatron December 22, 2008
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Alphabits

Alphabits is a cereal that is shaped like alphatbet letters and quite possibly the worst cereal ever created. Alphabits is like what would happen if you took a 60 year old cheerio and dunked it in the toilet and rubbed it in a fat man's underwear. Alphabits just looks like one of those rip-off cereal brands (which it pretty much is) that tastes like a gigantic turd. Just dont buy Alphabits... you will want your $4.00 back. You may die by implosion from eating this ceral.
Boy 1: "He look a new a cereal called Alphabits!"

Boy 2: "NO DONT EAT TH--"

*KABOOM*
by maxatron July 30, 2009
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Cash For Clunkers

Easily the stupidest idea ever imagined in the history of the planet. Cash For Clunkers is just another failed attept to get the economy running again. A few of The rules that determine if your car is a Clunker are: Your car must be less than 25 years old, It must get at least 18 MPG and the car must be drivable. Once you turn over your perfectly good car-- I mean Clunker, you may get up to $4,500 off a newer, more fuel efficient car, like a Prius... for $20,000. What happens to your Clunker? The engine gets sold to China. Now isn't Cash for Clunkers just great?
Democratic politician: Cash For Clunkers will work! It makes total sense!
by maxatron July 31, 2009
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F'd in the A

The term used in the popular show on Comedy Central, South Park, when someone gets served
Cartman: Ha! You just got F'd in the A!
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Porn Wars

What is going to happen in the future. How the world is going to end. How everyone on the planet will die. The apocalypse is coming. The end of the world is near. Everyone will eventually die from the coming threat....Porn Wars.
President: We are all close to death. The Porn Wars are just beginning.
by maxatron December 22, 2008
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