maxatron's definitions

530453080

if you type in these exact numbers on a calculator and turn it upside-down, your calculator should say Oboe Shoes, an Oboe is a type of instrument, similar to a clarinet.

Look i can make mine say "Oboe Shoes"! (shows calculator with 530453080 written on it)

by maxatron January 7, 2009

Ninja plz

a term used to replace "nigga please" so if you say it to someone they cant get mad at you for a racial slur.

Mike: Yo man you wanna bite of this turkey sammich?
John:Ninja plz! I aint need no taste of yo grubby lil sammy!
Mike:Hey dont call me a nig...oh wait nevermind.

by maxatron January 7, 2009

cornography

Porn, except instead of people, they are replaced with Corn

cornography is what i do man, write it and film it, and the best part is, they do it for free. They'll do anything! Hardcore, whatever you want.

by maxatron December 23, 2008

Porn Wars

What is going to happen in the future. How the world is going to end. How everyone on the planet will die. The apocalypse is coming. The end of the world is near. Everyone will eventually die from the coming threat....Porn Wars.

President: We are all close to death. The Porn Wars are just beginning.

by maxatron December 23, 2008

kool kids klan

An alliance of very popular kids. Some of these kids may resemble Fonzi, from Happy Days, or Biff, from back to the future. These are the kids that get all the chicks and know how to party. Not to get mixed up with the ku klux klan.

Small Child 1: Hey, why didnt you get any low-fat ranch on your Caesar Salad?
Small Child 2: 5 members of the kool kids klan cornered me and took my Lunch Money.
Small Child 1: You too?

by maxatron December 23, 2008

lolcat overload

When your hard drive has so many thousands of files of lolcats that your computer literally explodes.

Donny: Were living in this homeless shelter now because my dumbass brother had a lolcat overload.
Homeless man: Hmm....fascinating.

by maxatron December 23, 2008