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Mortal Kombat Vocabulary 

While writing a phrase or word the begins with the letter C, the C is then replaced with the letter K to make it sound Kool. This type of vocabulary can always makes the most dull sentances look so much more intesne.
Regular sentance: "I must now Combat with the mighty Comotose Crabs of Concubine and Crush the Crazy Cougars before the great Crackers of Canada Cock block all the Crackreads in Columbia."

Kool Sentance: "I must now Kombat with the mighty Komotose Krabs of Konkubine and Krush the Krazy Kougars before the great Krackers of Kanada Kock block all the Krackheads in Kolumbia."

Mortal Kombat Vocabulary is the Key to Kool writing.

GTA 4 Hooker 

Many steps must be taken to have a Prostitute pleasure you in the popular game Grand Theft Auto 4. Hookers can Provide many great benifits and hours of Ho killin' fun. This is a step by step guide on how to treat some of Liberty City's biggest sluts.

1: You must first aquire a automobile. Simply hijack one from a citizen, then run him/her over because it's hilarious.

2: The best way to find hookers it to drive around ghetto places at night and look for women clad in booty shorts, and saying things like "Me Sucky Sucky".

3: Once you have chosen your Hooker, you must then honk the cars horn to let her know you want to pick her up. She will come over to your car, shake that hot animated ass, and you must press a certain button for her to hop in the car.

4: You must now find a quiet place where the woman can carry out the action you wish her to do.

5: Once you have found a good place, a menu will come up with all the sexual acts possible for the hooker all are good and will give you health. Whilst the deed is being carried out, the hooker will yell various things such as "Fuck me harder!"

6: Once she is done, she will exit your car and ALWAYS run her over for the lulz and to get your money back, and more from that bitch.

7: Repeat.
A GTA 4 Hooker really knows how to take a dick.
GTA 4 Hooker by maxatron July 29, 2009
The time that you wake up in the morning, realizing that you're an hour late to work.
Shit! it's 8:06!
8:06 by maxatron May 10, 2009

"["'s and "]"'s and "("'s and ")"'s 

usually what most teenagers put in front and on the back of their names on various online social networking sites to make it seem like they're cool. usually have some thing to do with their life or some quote that isn't actually funny.
Hey look, {{pwnz)) only has 4 friends! Ha what a damn noob.
He only uses ""'s and ""'s and "("'s and ")"'s.

F'd in the A 

The term used in the popular show on Comedy Central, South Park, when someone gets served
Cartman: Ha! You just got F'd in the A!
F'd in the A by maxatron February 28, 2009
A term you use to put in back of words to make them sound better or more high tech. But really the update had no improvement to the original, if not made it worse, And they'll even charge a higher price for it.
Guy 2:"Hey man, you tried the new Lucky Charms 3000?"
Guy 2:"No not yet. Are they good at at all?"
Guy 1:"I dont know any change from the other lucky charms...And it cost me 4 bucks extra!"
3000 by maxatron January 12, 2009

V.A.T.S.-ing 

A term used simply to say that you are going to go blow some guy's head off in Fallout 3.
"Hey, i'm gonna go V.A.T.S.-ing near Galaxy News Radio, be back around 5."
V.A.T.S.-ing by maxatron January 11, 2009