maxatron's definitions

Cash For Clunkers

Easily the stupidest idea ever imagined in the history of the planet. Cash For Clunkers is just another failed attept to get the economy running again. A few of The rules that determine if your car is a Clunker are: Your car must be less than 25 years old, It must get at least 18 MPG and the car must be drivable. Once you turn over your perfectly good car-- I mean Clunker, you may get up to $4,500 off a newer, more fuel efficient car, like a Prius... for $20,000. What happens to your Clunker? The engine gets sold to China. Now isn't Cash for Clunkers just great?

Democratic politician: Cash For Clunkers will work! It makes total sense!

by maxatron July 30, 2009

The Orange Box

The best deal in video game history. You get 5 of the best games ever made, that you will play over and over for hours on end for $20 dollars. i mean seriously, what more could one want from a video game?

The Orange Box includes:

Half life 2

Half life 2: Episode 1

Half life 2: Episode 2

Portal

Team Fortress 2

You're basically paying $4.00 per game on The Orange Box. You can't get any better than that. EVER.

by maxatron August 3, 2009

8:06

The time that you wake up in the morning, realizing that you're an hour late to work.

Shit! it's 8:06!

by maxatron May 10, 2009

cornography

Porn, except instead of people, they are replaced with Corn

cornography is what i do man, write it and film it, and the best part is, they do it for free. They'll do anything! Hardcore, whatever you want.

by maxatron December 23, 2008

Porn Wars

What is going to happen in the future. How the world is going to end. How everyone on the planet will die. The apocalypse is coming. The end of the world is near. Everyone will eventually die from the coming threat....Porn Wars.

President: We are all close to death. The Porn Wars are just beginning.

by maxatron December 23, 2008

kool kids klan

An alliance of very popular kids. Some of these kids may resemble Fonzi, from Happy Days, or Biff, from back to the future. These are the kids that get all the chicks and know how to party. Not to get mixed up with the ku klux klan.

Small Child 1: Hey, why didnt you get any low-fat ranch on your Caesar Salad?
Small Child 2: 5 members of the kool kids klan cornered me and took my Lunch Money.
Small Child 1: You too?

by maxatron December 23, 2008

lolcat overload

When your hard drive has so many thousands of files of lolcats that your computer literally explodes.

Donny: Were living in this homeless shelter now because my dumbass brother had a lolcat overload.
Homeless man: Hmm....fascinating.

by maxatron December 23, 2008