max's definitions

Cat in the Hat

Popular Dr. Suess book in which a hat wearing cat doubles as a veiled subliminal message for the use of condoms in acts of bestiality!

Timmy touch my weiner! -Dr. Suess

by Max February 25, 2005

Pap

another word for crap or shit or poop but approximately 74% funnier

holy pap what in the pap is going on!?
you paphole why don't you go drink some pap!

by max May 6, 2003

Cueva

When your having Sexual relations with someone who is not facing you, this is when you tap the person on the shoulder, and when they turn to look at you, whilst your having the sexual relations, you take a dump in your hand and shove it in there face.

Danny's girlfriend complained that he had a small penis, so that night when they were having sex, he gave her a Cueva as revenge.

by Max September 29, 2004

kapota

black long jacket (usually silk) worn on Sabbath or High Holidays by married members of the Lubavitch sect

A black hat, his suit or kapota was spotless...

by Max January 19, 2004

guns n roses

see word-amazing or awsome

Guns n' roses rocks.

by max February 28, 2005

enima

Sexual act performed by Chuck Norris on a platypus.

Stop fuckin' platypuses Chuck Norris!

by Max February 25, 2005

tarzan

A white person who acts black (ie, acts like he was raised by apes.) Similar to wigger.

that kid is such a fucking tarzan bitch

by max December 1, 2004