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Akbar

Akbar is a powerful and majestic individual. He enchanting and picturesque characteristics will charm you. Akbar's intellegent notions have not only brought peace to huamanity, but have facilitated many oppotunities for others around the world. Not? Hes a slut you can't get his hands off gurls. Slap him a few times and hell bark.
Akbar is a snackbar, because he will eat until the cows come home.
by max March 12, 2005
mugGet the Akbarmug.

gay vampires

secret code for steve sanislo and his butt buddy jeff fucking in a bath tub while watching blade 2
look at steve and jeff go at it
by max December 9, 2004
mugGet the gay vampiresmug.

hempel

An animal, only existing in germany.
The full name is "gemeiner haushempel" which is in english somethin like "common househempel". "hempel" is often used as an expression by the german kids. This idea goes back to andreas lange who used "hempel" first as an expression to say that somebody is quite silly. Little time later almost everybody in germany knows how to use it.
"Jetzt halt doch mal dein maul du hempel"
"Shut the fuck up u fuckin hempel"
by max July 16, 2003
mugGet the hempelmug.

got your shit together

To have your business (what you do to get what you want) promptly taken care of.
No LAN party this weekend, because I gotta catch up with my schoolwork; I'll call you when I get my shit together.
by Max April 4, 2003
mugGet the got your shit togethermug.

Spampglish

The unintentional garbling of spoken English due to messages from the brain not being sent as fast as the mouth is wants to talk. The result is semi-slurred speech and words being conglomerated in weird ways. Ironically girls find this cute and are naturally drawn to it for some unknown reason. This technique is often used by Joespamp who also first coined the phrase jointly with the help of several of his friends.
There aren't really good examples for Spampglish that can be typed because it's more of a phonetic thing.
by Max March 14, 2008
mugGet the Spampglishmug.

Bush pilot

Dude, that chick only goes for other chicks. She's a bush pilot.
by Max July 19, 2004
mugGet the Bush pilotmug.

tricked out

anything that has been modified or altered to make it appear cooler or perform better.
my friend tricked out his new apartment with a sweet surround sound system.
by max March 9, 2004
mugGet the tricked outmug.

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