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Spampglish

The unintentional garbling of spoken English due to messages from the brain not being sent as fast as the mouth is wants to talk. The result is semi-slurred speech and words being conglomerated in weird ways. Ironically girls find this cute and are naturally drawn to it for some unknown reason. This technique is often used by Joespamp who also first coined the phrase jointly with the help of several of his friends.

There aren't really good examples for Spampglish that can be typed because it's more of a phonetic thing.

by Max March 14, 2008

Bush pilot

lesbian,woman who likes other women

Dude, that chick only goes for other chicks. She's a bush pilot.

by Max July 19, 2004

spicknig

The alliance of a spick and a nig, spicknig. A children born from a spick and a nig.

look at that spicknig
mark you spicknig

by Max November 11, 2006

touché

Used to acknowledge a successful criticism or an effective point in argument.

-You should quit now.
-I think I'll take my chances in the tournament.
-Yeah, you will take your chances.
-That's what I just said.
-That's what I'm saying to you.
-Okay, I'm not sure where you're trying to go with this.
-Well, I'm not sure where you're going with this.
-All right...
-Touché.

by max June 23, 2004

banlieue

the suburbs and peripheral regions of france, most being composed of rows of shitty housing projects (as opposed to the big, rich mansions usually found in suburban america). population mostly made of immigrants from africa (arab and black), and some (the "banleieues" of Paris, Lyons, and Marseille, especially) are considered as dangerous as some of the united states' worst ghettos. it's inhabitants tend to think that the state of France is racist (and most are right), and that put them in these harsh living conditions away from the cities, to keep them well away from the white "pure" population; the result is a younger generation driven by hatred to destroy France, to piss off its inhabitants, but it snowballed and now they're killing each other as well as the French. it has, however, given us french rap, which has to be the sweetest thing ever (see: Sinik, Sniper, ATK, NTM, Booba, Rim-K, 113, Mafia K1fry)

The banlieues of france are fucking ghetto...

by Max April 15, 2005

cornbread

your ass's virginity

If you go to jail, you will most likely lose your cornbread

by max April 7, 2004

ham and egger

A common person who might be seen eating ham and eggs. Not posessing many spectacular qualities. Your 'average joe'.

Some ham and egger came into my work today.

by Max December 26, 2003