max's definitions

Window Houdini

When a guy does a girl doggie-style in front of a window, then at some point he gets a friend to trade places with him. He runs outside and up to the window, knocks on the glass, and yells HOUDINI! while waving to his girl.

I got Rick to help me pull a Window Houdini on Stacy last night.

by Max May 13, 2005

Judge Judy

what's the difference between judge Judy and a trampeline?

You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampeline.

The apacolypse

by Max November 10, 2003

kuhel

coolest person i know, kind and sweet and so beautiful. can't stand to be without her. seems like the only girl that really gets me. love spending time with her, and hanging out and talking and laughing with her.

Ali is very kuhel, i love her to death.

by max January 7, 2005

super decreshendo

1. When a man's sex organ (dick) is hanging so low it touches the ground, drags.
2. When a man's dick is cut off and re-pasted on in a lower area...

I went to the docter to get a liposuction, but all he he did was super creshendo me!

by max December 2, 2003

kickin' it

hangin out, doing nothing, doing anything....

We were kickin' it.

by Max October 30, 2003

Justy

short for Justine, my gorgeuous beautiful girlfriend, who i love very very much

i love Justy more than anything in the world

by Max September 25, 2006

Autopsy

Act of a sexual nature in which you cut a hole in a woman's body cavity and have sex with it! see:Nightmare on Elm Street

I totally autopsied her and gave her a Nightmare on Elm Street!

by Max February 24, 2005