C.T.

abbreviation for counter-terrorist in counterstrike

if you're a ct on the map cs_assault you will die soon.

by max October 25, 2003

stink fist

song by prog-metal band Tool about the want to attain closeness with a sexual partner through fisting. an analogy for reaching in and grabbing the heart.

also sticking your hand in a chick's cunt

"listen to Stinkfist it's a great song."

"just remember to stop eating with your stinkfist, that shit stays in the pores for months"

by Max May 28, 2003

anti-jock

faggots who think they are awesome because they hate 'jocks'. These people tend to be insecure and afraid of people who are more popular than them. They have a passionate dislike for 'sporty people', yet usually skate themselves. Their hobbies are listening to shite music, spending unfathomable amounts of time on msn, and talking about skating.

"Fuckin bunch of jocks" (when they see people who are marginaly cooler than they are, but cant accept it.

by max April 22, 2005

Major Tech

A person who can work any piece of technology perfectly. Not a nerd because has friends.

Robbie Jones your a major Tech

by Max October 16, 2003

sweater globes

Breasts.

That babe's got amazing sweater globes.

by max October 07, 2008

pleasure pole

Another name for a Penis

"his pleasure pole was only one fuckin inch, i'd say it was more of a pin than a pole"

by max May 02, 2005

Carrera GT

Rivals : Enzo Ferrari, MC Merc SLR, Lamboghini Murcielago and Maserati's MC12. Costs £325,000 but has nothing different in sould and meaning to it's little bro's. Avalible in red, silver, black or silver, any millionaires dream.

Nothing Compares to this amazing Porsche

by Max October 31, 2004