max's definitions
by Max October 16, 2003
Get the Major Techmug. faggots who think they are awesome because they hate 'jocks'. These people tend to be insecure and afraid of people who are more popular than them. They have a passionate dislike for 'sporty people', yet usually skate themselves. Their hobbies are listening to shite music, spending unfathomable amounts of time on msn, and talking about skating.
"Fuckin bunch of jocks" (when they see people who are marginaly cooler than they are, but cant accept it.
by max April 22, 2005
Get the anti-jockmug. When your having Sexual relations with someone who is not facing you, this is when you tap the person on the shoulder, and when they turn to look at you, whilst your having the sexual relations, you take a dump in your hand and shove it in there face.
Danny's girlfriend complained that he had a small penis, so that night when they were having sex, he gave her a Cueva as revenge.
by Max September 29, 2004
Get the Cuevamug. song by prog-metal band Tool about the want to attain closeness with a sexual partner through fisting. an analogy for reaching in and grabbing the heart.
also sticking your hand in a chick's cunt
also sticking your hand in a chick's cunt
"listen to Stinkfist it's a great song."
"just remember to stop eating with your stinkfist, that shit stays in the pores for months"
"just remember to stop eating with your stinkfist, that shit stays in the pores for months"
by Max May 28, 2003
Get the stink fistmug. Popular Dr. Suess book in which a hat wearing cat doubles as a veiled subliminal message for the use of condoms in acts of bestiality!
by Max February 25, 2005
Get the Cat in the Hatmug. Meaning your really into the best type of music in the world, METAL!! Also a great song by ManowaR - HEAVY METAL, HEAVY METAL DAZE!1
by MaX October 19, 2003
Get the Metal dazemug. by max May 6, 2003
Get the Papmug.