max's definitions

the mask

One of the funniest movies ever made. Underestimated by many, a movie brought to life by the superbly over the top acting of Jim Carrey

er...........the mask is fucking top drawer.

by max May 19, 2005

For real? Derrick Forreal !!!

Are you sure ?
Are you kidding ??

I went to this club and this girl was all over me. Other person responds: "For real...(both person) say Derrick Forreal !!! (a.e from the movie Blow, Paul Rueben)

by Max January 20, 2005

audiogalaxy

The file sharing program of your dreams, shut down by the RIAA in 2002. It was everything that kazaa isn't. Small, convenient, and you could find absolutely ANYTHING on it. If a song was recorded somewhere, you could get it on AG. Many former AG users have gone to soulseek.

I miss Audiogalaxy big time.

by Max August 4, 2003

tjp

Short for 'Tiny Jewish Penis'
developed from the idea that i am jewish and thus that is why my penis is small.

"Dude, you should hit it."
"i dont know man, i only got my tjp."

by Max July 13, 2006

True

Indeed or absolutly

"True dat"

by Max August 3, 2003

Artizzameristic

1.Meaning artistic, or having an artistic ability.

2. An insult for a person who is mentally challenged.

What are ya, artizzameristic?

by Max June 17, 2004

The Shat

Affectionate yet somewhat insulting nickname for William Shatner, star of anything he gets paid for.

Hey man, did you hear? The Shat just released a new album. He makes fun of himself and still gets rave reviews!

by max July 28, 2005