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doodie

Kaneen is such a doodie.
by Max November 27, 2002
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Strike Nowhere Matches

Those shitty matches that they sell now since some fucktard probably burned himself playing with them. They used to sell decent ones but they are all fagged out!
Lost camper #1: I can't get this strike anywhere match to work!

Lost camper #2: Let me see that! GOT BROUGT THE STRIKE NOWHERE MATCHES YOU FAG!!! We're going to die out here!
by Max February 21, 2009
mugGet the Strike Nowhere Matchesmug.

Snip

is one of the fuckin gayest internet connections ever fuck snip and fuck u bri
by max December 9, 2004
mugGet the Snipmug.

Mordi

A BiSexual who likes SAMI an JP!
Mordi fucks men and women at the same time and likes it but likes women betta!
by Max April 18, 2005
mugGet the Mordimug.

banana head

what a fucking banana head this guy is
by max December 1, 2004
mugGet the banana headmug.

Let's talk about airplanes

A phrase used to break up a boring or uncomfortable conversation.

Often used by a third member of a group to disrupt the useless conversation of the others.
"And then blah blah blah blah blah blah"

"Let's talk about airplanes"

"What?"
by max September 9, 2004
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faceless.jpg

A paticular picture of a man after using PCP. A.k.a: Angel dust.

There is a caption underneath the picture:

while under the influence of angel dust this man decided to peel off his own face using pieces of broken mirror and feed the strips of flesh to his pet dogs. he survived due to the large amounts of drugs anesthetizing his system. The dogs were removed by police to the animal shelter, where their stomachs were pumped, resulting in the recovery of pieces of the mans face, lips, and nose

It is a very vivid picture, including ample amounts of blood.

Faceless.jpg is in someones photobucket account. DO NOT GET TRICKED.

THIS PICTURE IS NOT FOR ANYONE WHO GETS SCARED, DOES NOT LIKE BLOOD, OR CANNOT SLEEP AFTER HAUNTING IMAGES.
The ring? naw man, Faceless.jpg is way scarier then that.
by Max January 20, 2005
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