max's definitions

spit

when a chick hates the taste of the man juice.

oppisite of swallow

mary anne spits

she looks like she would swallow

by max March 28, 2005

fountains of wayne

A 72 year old store down the street from me that sells hideous Italian-style fountains between a hamburger place and a computer outlet.

Apparently there is also a band or some shit, I don't know. Something like that.

Hey, Doug! Have you picked up anything from your garden for this summer?

Why yes, Joesph, I did. Over at Fountains of Wayne.

by Max May 27, 2004

n/u

A really ugly African language, advertised by the Discovery Channel. Makes you sound like a broken PC speaker.

n/u nt'a kan't'u 'kakn' unu' t'o t'o!

by max August 9, 2004

razored

waking up after a night of drinking covered in blood.

dude...i don't know how it happened, but i got fuckin' razored last night.

by max March 1, 2008

pucci

a guy who lets the girl take complete control in the relationship, he's her biatch

nasser is pucci, if he could get a girlfriend

by max November 13, 2003

NEWSOM

red headed slut. usually turned away in rejection but comes back when sexual advancements are made

i wish these newsom's would back da fuck up off me

by MAX January 30, 2003

vassili zaitsev

An awesoem Russian sniper from the Urals, made more famous by 'Enemy at the Gates'. Promised to kill 150 germans in Stalingrad, but came one shy. Killed 40 within a 10 day period, and 400 in total.

Watch enemy at the gates, not an example, a demand

by max May 10, 2005