max's definitions

1337z0r

-To be above all other "1337" people

I r teh 1337z0r!!!

by Max May 30, 2004

Scat master gay

Jon Lecznar
someone who is extremly gay and likes little boys

Jon Lecznar is called scat master gay

by max December 6, 2004

shitload

More things than you want to count.

dude, you have a shitload of bongs in your kitchen.

by Max September 18, 2003

big feet

it means big shoes

i have small big feet

by max March 23, 2004

pentax

The makers of the fantastic SV camera. Top drawer.

"Can I touch your pentax"

by max May 1, 2005

Window Houdini

When a guy does a girl doggie-style in front of a window, then at some point he gets a friend to trade places with him. He runs outside and up to the window, knocks on the glass, and yells HOUDINI! while waving to his girl.

I got Rick to help me pull a Window Houdini on Stacy last night.

by Max May 13, 2005

Judge Judy

what's the difference between judge Judy and a trampeline?

You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampeline.

The apacolypse

by Max November 10, 2003