max's definitions

qualp

A clamping or smacking noise made by a particularly moist vagina, usually when the penis or other device is withdrawn fully. queef

Loquita loves the qualp of withdrawal after her lover makes his deposit.

by Max October 23, 2003

spider kiss

when you press your asshole against your womans lips or vice versa

my ole lady was pissing me off so while she was sleeping i gave her a spider kiss.

by Max April 10, 2003

chocolate pancake

A man takes a large shit on a woman's chest and hits it firmly with a canoe paddle (or any other near by object). Optional: Syrup can be added to the pancake by pissing all over the now flattend shit.

This activity is best done in someone else's bedroom.

Dude, I executed the best chocolate pancake the other night! And since I'd be drinkin, there was plenty of syrup to go around!

by Max August 19, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

The 'accidental' revelation of cleavage on national television. for you dumbasses out there, "When dat bitch showed dem tittays on da tv yo"

Thats what you get when you let MTV run the halftime show. greedy corporate bastards.

by Max May 11, 2004

light green

what you want your weed to look like

dude check out these nugs, this is some light green shit dog
want a gram of some light green?

by max March 13, 2005

earlier

Means hello ,the opposite of the word 'later' (duh)

"Earlier"

"alright man"

by max May 19, 2005

pulse of the magits

best song ever by slip knot except for wait and bleed dat jawn was also bangin as shyt 2

im lsitening 2 pulse of the magits by slip knot

by max December 9, 2004