max's definitions

pleasure pole

Another name for a Penis

"his pleasure pole was only one fuckin inch, i'd say it was more of a pin than a pole"

by max May 2, 2005

Mightbe

"Mightbe" a pharse that anything can be placed after "be" and be used as a name.

Mightbemax is having a good day.
Mightbe(max)

by max December 2, 2004

email

A horrible and inneficient way to communicate with people in the world.

My email inbox was filled with tons of spam and porn.

by Max April 11, 2004

Dem G's

shoes

"Yo dawg, lemme rock dem G's

by Max August 3, 2003

dick whisker

A pesky hair growing on the shaft of the penis; or a particularly annoying person (usually male).

Ouch, something is pulling on one of my dick whiskers; or
I can't stand hanging around with Ken because he is such a dick whisker.

by Max December 30, 2004

chocolate pancake

A man takes a large shit on a woman's chest and hits it firmly with a canoe paddle (or any other near by object). Optional: Syrup can be added to the pancake by pissing all over the now flattend shit.

This activity is best done in someone else's bedroom.

Dude, I executed the best chocolate pancake the other night! And since I'd be drinkin, there was plenty of syrup to go around!

by Max August 19, 2004

Fetty, D.W.

Person who is mentally or chemically imbalanced; (2) A local idiot or nutcase; (3) Anyone who is held in extreme hatred; (4) Person who belives in total ditatorship but is incapable of running his or her own life; (5) Someone who is in need of psychological evaluation and/or therapy.

The fire chief is a real Fetty.

by Max December 1, 2004