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Krystopher DeSimone. he truly is a prick ass ho bitch. basically a white boy kracka posin as a brotha of colla.
Krystopher DeSimone.
by max March 7, 2005

I heard you orking Sally June through the walls, Dude. Sounded like you broke the fuckin' bed right about the moment you made her yodel like Dwight Yokum.
by max December 24, 2004

Being as stupid as a shovel.
Also to be so stupid that you would actually consider making sweet love to a garden utensil.
Also to be so stupid that you would actually consider making sweet love to a garden utensil.
by Max October 16, 2004

Goddess, nNmesis of X-calvin, Giant Lemon circling above the Universal Bottle, fighting the Giant Pink Elephant that is X-calvin.
Martyr: Booney
Martyr: Booney
Ow, Karima what have you done!! Smythe Me!
by Max December 2, 2004

A legendary Gamefaqs troll, comparable only to Legendary Latino Heat and Otis. Also known as Darien Wilde and Eddy Lionheart, he shook the very core of gamefaqs with his flamboyant trolling style, and even caused several fads with dancing, aka the most annoying fad in history. Other forums also got upset with him, and soon he received a KOS, but returned to the site sometime later, forming team lionheart, one of the most radical and influential trolling organizations ever.
by Max December 10, 2003

to put a small puffy dog in his carrying case, zip it up, and swing him around as if he were in a mini airplane
by max March 12, 2005

; ass-gay school, located in Guilderland as most american schools are
htttp:/.guilderlandschools.org
htttp:/.guilderlandschools.org
by max November 5, 2004
