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Death Xceleration Intoxication
by Max November 10, 2003

by Max March 31, 2003

me: "Hey god, I have but one question for you, a question so universal and simple that every soul on earth would want to ask it to you: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?"
god: "How should I know?"
god: "How should I know?"
by max February 8, 2004

by max May 17, 2005

A 72 year old store down the street from me that sells hideous Italian-style fountains between a hamburger place and a computer outlet.
Apparently there is also a band or some shit, I don't know. Something like that.
Apparently there is also a band or some shit, I don't know. Something like that.
Hey, Doug! Have you picked up anything from your garden for this summer?
Why yes, Joesph, I did. Over at Fountains of Wayne.
Why yes, Joesph, I did. Over at Fountains of Wayne.
by Max May 27, 2004

An awesoem Russian sniper from the Urals, made more famous by 'Enemy at the Gates'. Promised to kill 150 germans in Stalingrad, but came one shy. Killed 40 within a 10 day period, and 400 in total.
by max May 10, 2005
