max's definitions
me: "Hey god, I have but one question for you, a question so universal and simple that every soul on earth would want to ask it to you: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?"
god: "How should I know?"
god: "How should I know?"
by max February 8, 2004

by Max March 31, 2003

Affectionate yet somewhat insulting nickname for William Shatner, star of anything he gets paid for.
Hey man, did you hear? The Shat just released a new album. He makes fun of himself and still gets rave reviews!
by max July 28, 2005

Being as stupid as a shovel.
Also to be so stupid that you would actually consider making sweet love to a garden utensil.
Also to be so stupid that you would actually consider making sweet love to a garden utensil.
by Max October 16, 2004

I heard you orking Sally June through the walls, Dude. Sounded like you broke the fuckin' bed right about the moment you made her yodel like Dwight Yokum.
by max December 24, 2004
