mavros's definitions

Pecker Checker

That Fucking Flaming, Faggot standing at the urinal next to you...
And he isn't even Pisssssssssing!!!

" I think that Pecker Checker wanted to be a Peter eater for a day"?

by mavros April 25, 2006

buffing the helmet

Need I spell it out? Oh,... Allright.

SUCKING DICK!!!
What else?

As we drove through Manhattan, en-route to "Park-n-blow",
I noticed, in the car to my right, there was a whore buffing the helmet of the driver.

by mavros May 1, 2006

Uranus

The Brown star located at the center of the "Ass" Constalation.

Erney: "Man, I'm so tired, Bill"
Bill: " Why, what were you doing last night"?
Erney: "I was staring at Uranus all night"!
Erney: " Hey... slow down Bill, Where are you running off to"?
( 2 sec. later, Bill is just a small dot all the way down the road).
Erney: "What did I say"?

by mavros May 10, 2006

hockey puck

A real shity hamburger,
you know... the kind they serve in the school lunch room.

I'm not eating in the cafeteria , they are servin' hockey pucks today.

by mavros May 5, 2006

blob bullets

shooting a load in the bitches face!!!

I shot blob bullets all over the fucking whores face.
Yeah baby

by mavros April 23, 2006

Scrotum Sizzla

The act of dropping your ciggerette while youre driving.

I was on my way to church with a groupe of nuns when i got a scrotum sizzla.

by mavros April 26, 2006

crackfart

The most putrid,& foul odor one can produce out of his/her body! Easily distinguished by the length and type of noise made during its release...
They usualy last between 10 to 30 seconds and sound sort of like a mouse on a motorcycle.( A Jap bike, not a Harley).
Caution: The silent, Hot ones are deadly!!!

Tyrone just knew his life would be great after he cleared out the entire Bank with just one "Crackfart"!!!

by mavros April 22, 2006