hymen

What you would say when you walk up on a group of men...
"HYMEN"

"hymen, Is this the Kick the Ex-wife in the cunt club"?

by mavros April 12, 2006

smelly finger

This would generaly be the outcome of going to bed with an itchy hiney.

Confucious say: "Man go to bed with itchy hiney...
Wakes up with smelly finger."

by mavros April 12, 2006

Cheesewhiz

To fart while taking a piss.

the dude at the urinal just made cheesewhiz

by mavros April 03, 2006

Scrotum Sizzla

The act of dropping your ciggerette while youre driving.

I was on my way to church with a groupe of nuns when i got a scrotum sizzla.

by mavros April 09, 2006

puff n stuff

To smoke while shoving your schlong into any orifice.

" C'mon man...are we leaving?"
"Yeah, i'm just finnishing up on a puff n stuff".

by mavros April 12, 2006

boxed lunch

A cunt! Twat, 'jina, Hole, PussPuss

I'm going to Nancys and eat her boxed lunch @ the Y

by mavros April 10, 2006

pink pencile

this is the term used when refering to "Fido's" Pud, or "pecker", when it comes out of its sheeth to play with "Fifi".(pronounced; fee-fee) for all you illiterate interlectuals!

" The good (Yeah rite!!!) Rev. Al Sharpton just can't stop playing with Tawana's dogs pink pencile..."
He just aint nevuh seen nuffin like it.

by mavros April 16, 2006