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Definitions by mavros

bum fights 

Easy to start: 1.) Find a minimum of at least 2 Bums.
2.)Go tell Bum #1 that Bum #2 was the guy responsible for putting him on the street and that he stole the last little bit of Thunderbird, and his last cigarette filter, you know, the one that has 3 to 4 grains of tobacco on it.
3.)Sit back and watch the crust chip away as they come out swingin'.
Sometimes it'll work when you walk through Grand Central Station and drop a dollar in change in front of a gaggle of Bum.
I Got filthy when I started a couple of Bum Fights and their crust was flying!
bum fights by mavros April 29, 2006

Polaroid One-Step 

That's what you get when you take the genes of a Polok, and the genes of a one- legged Mongoloid and merge them together.
" Oh shit Earny,that freekin' Polaroid One-step is raking leaves up in the tree.
(Ya gotta love those Polish jokes)!
Polaroid One-Step by mavros April 29, 2006
What you would say when you walk up on a group of men...
"HYMEN"
"hymen, Is this the Kick the Ex-wife in the cunt club"?
hymen by mavros April 29, 2006

smelly finger 

This would generaly be the outcome of going to bed with an itchy hiney.
Confucious say: "Man go to bed with itchy hiney...
Wakes up with smelly finger."
smelly finger by mavros April 29, 2006

puff n stuff 

To smoke while shoving your schlong into any orifice.
" C'mon man...are we leaving?"
"Yeah, i'm just finnishing up on a puff n stuff".
puff n stuff by mavros April 29, 2006

farm boy 

it's actualy called Doing the farm boy...
this is the act of pinching one nostrile closed and blowing wads of goo out the other and all over the floor.
"I hate my ex-wife so much,I did a farm boy all over her pillow".
(Great Idea? Rite guys?)
farm boy by mavros April 29, 2006

Scranton 

The dirtiest, most Faggiest,place i've ever had the DIS-pleasure to "visit"! I heard they were going to rename it
"Inceston", Scince 99.9% of the population is the result of inbreeding. Funny thing about Scranton... no dentists! At least I think there isn't, scince none of the "Scrantonions" have anymore than three (3) teeth in their blowholes! At least to live on "Strong Island" you need to have a good amount of CA$H, infact my toilet bowlcost more $ than any so called house in that shithole!
The town "motto" for Scranton is...
" Come to Scranton,the city where incest is best"!
Scranton by mavros April 29, 2006