matthew's definitions

cartonic

car-TON-ic (adj): A condition where an appearance or an occurrence possesses or takes-on qualities most often associated with cartoons. For instance, when a mouse literally smashes a cat's face flat with an ironing board; alternatively, an individual with an hilariously bulbous nose and a bubbly voice.

antonyms: reality

1. I stubbed my toe which then swelled up to cartonic proportions.
2. I saw Penelope Cruz in person and my tongue actually dropped to the floor and rolled out like a little red carpet with its own tiny paparazzi. It was sorta cartonic.
3. My cartonic grandfather is rather diminutive, blue, has a beard, wears a red cap with matching pants and no shirt.

by Matthew November 21, 2005

incredulous

a combination of the words incredible and ridicuolous. contains both definitions

"that film was incrdulous"

by matthew February 14, 2005

uncle jesse and the oslen twins

plain shitty

man that band sounds like uncle jesse and the olsen twins

by Matthew November 16, 2003

gnutella

A peer to peer file sharing network created by Nullsoft. Allows computers to directly share files over an internet connection or LAN. Majority of users use it for music, movies, and software.

Limewire, keeping the gnutella network alive!

by Matthew December 26, 2005

N-tercooler

System that is fitted infront of an intercooler to pre-cool the air before reaching the intercooler. Uses Nitrous Oxide hence the name "N-tercooler".

This N-tercooler gives me 5 brake extra power output.

by Matthew May 13, 2005

2 years

SB E-mail #85
E. Fullmer wants to know what the advancements of Strong Badia will be in 2 years because he is going on a long trip and he wont be able to check out homestarrunner.com for 2 years.

I don't like food anymore.

by Matthew September 29, 2003

crap of deck

: A discriptive phrase accentuating the fact or portraying the feeling when one has feces waiting to be discharged from the anus.

"i got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey"

by Matthew December 8, 2003