dyslegsic

Dyslexia of the legs. Makes DDR really tough when your legs are stepping opposite of what they should.
I was so drunk I was dyslegsic last night.
by Matt Huff January 27, 2014
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brown thumber

similar to a brown noser yet the brown thumber can be one or all of the following three things:

1. someone who comes to urbandictionary.com on a regular basis only to thumbs up or thumbs downs the same exact definition in order to boost a friend's or their own definition in a brown nosing fasion.

2. someone who not only brown noses others but notices they also enjoy the crude pleasure of objects up the butthole and does the favor of using their thumb so that person doesn't have to.

3. one who has a brown thumb
"i swear those 2 have a little more than just brown nosing going on maybe they sleep together or something, that douchebag in the purple shirt is a habitual brown thumber"
by Matt Huff September 09, 2009
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sexcavate

to fuck so hard it's almost like digging a new hole aka excavating
Application:

Objective - to acquire a job as a sexcavator
Experience - 25 years of sexcavation
Hobbies - sexcavating and teaching others how to sexcavate
by Matt Huff June 03, 2011
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japaspanish

A mix of the japanese and spanish languages in the same word, sentence, or phrase.

This new unique form of language originated by Abb on Dec 4, 2010.
Tachidatumoto - means ur bike is cool in japaspanish
by Matt Huff December 04, 2010
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fisturbed

the act of being disturbed by the fact you are being fisted
sorry I didn't finish my homework teacher, my study partner fisturbed me all night long!
by Matt Huff October 30, 2017
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shasian

don't touch me shasian, i'll slap you upside your bald head
by Matt Huff December 30, 2011
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sallamird

-noun

An animal type creature which is the mix between a salamander, a llama, and a bird.
What were you trying to draw? because whatever it is just looks like some sort of sallamird.
by Matt Huff August 28, 2009
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