sexcavate

to fuck so hard it's almost like digging a new hole aka excavating

Application:

Objective - to acquire a job as a sexcavator
Experience - 25 years of sexcavation
Hobbies - sexcavating and teaching others how to sexcavate

by Matt Huff November 14, 2011

shasian

a shaved Asian

don't touch me shasian, i'll slap you upside your bald head

by Matt Huff January 01, 2012

queerdrum

A gay eardrum that tends to only hear things that are queer or homosexual.

A person with a queerdrum usually turns normal conversations into something sexual pertaining to a dick, a penis, or an ass.

Girl: "You're not using your pick right on the E string."
Guy: "He's not using his dick right on his G-string?"
Girl: "There you go again listening from your queerdrum again.."

by Matt Huff August 28, 2009

sallamird

-noun

An animal type creature which is the mix between a salamander, a llama, and a bird.

What were you trying to draw? because whatever it is just looks like some sort of sallamird.

by Matt Huff August 28, 2009

guerrillian

a million dollars worth of anything that is looted during guerrilla warfare

this blow is so pure it must have been worth a guerrillian dollars

by Matt Huff December 30, 2011

jailbait frenzy

to date or have sex with 3 or more underage persons in a row.

billybobdave had a 3 some with 2 jb's last night and his 8th grade gf doesn't even know, and I heard he's still banging that freshman with playboy titties... He is on a jailbait frenzy !!!!

by Matt Huff July 12, 2010

drop a baconator

the inevitable shit which proceeds from the consumption of Wendy's Baconator or other Wendy's meals/food

before we start the movie tonight i better go drop a baconator, i'll be right back (in 15 minutes)

by Matt Huff December 12, 2010