matt dold's definitions

charles darwin

man who figured out evolution and wrote "origin of species" and revolutionized biology. Creationism is flawed and you don't have to be an atheist to accept this mans brilliant work.

ignorance is the only alternative to evolution.

by matt dold August 7, 2004

religion

something created by people to explain what couldn't be explained at the time but now that they have been we need to let go. People don't wanna hear that their grandma is dead so they said "shes alive in heaven" and people get happy. People don't wanna hear that their lives are meaningless and there is no purpose tolife so we made up a reason. Religion has done more harm and people need to face the truth.

religion is for the ignorant

by matt dold August 2, 2004

schmo

anyone who looks dumb and or goofy in apperance

al fackler is a grade A schmo

by matt dold February 17, 2004

clayface

coolest batman villan of all time

second best is the joker

by matt dold February 16, 2004

swaziland

country in africa

me and my homeboys have roots back to swaziland

by matt dold February 3, 2004

white-glove test

to check for cleaness, dust, dirt

your room better be clean, i'll give it a white glove test.

by matt dold January 24, 2004

retarded monkey

a monkey with brain illness

a annoying person.

everyone views matt dold as a retarded monkey.

by matt dold January 20, 2004