retarded monkey

everyone views matt dold as a retarded monkey.
by matt dold January 20, 2004
mugGet the retarded monkeymug.

hobo

the most kickass people in the world, also the coolest job in the world.

someone who could do something with their lives but don't want to.
I would rather be a hobo
by matt dold January 15, 2004
mugGet the hobomug.

robocracy

Government run by robots. They will be able to lie and have scandals more efficiently than humans.
Vote Candidatebot 4000 in 2008 or be processed for organs.
by matt dold November 24, 2004
mugGet the robocracymug.

lewis black

one of the greatest comedians of all time. Can be seen regularly on the daily show with jon stewart
lewis black on minnesota winters
" This winter wouldn't have been that bad if you were a fucking moose, if you had fur on your nuts it was a fucking festivle"
by matt dold January 07, 2004
mugGet the lewis blackmug.

charles darwin

man who figured out evolution and wrote "origin of species" and revolutionized biology. Creationism is flawed and you don't have to be an atheist to accept this mans brilliant work.
by matt dold August 07, 2004
mugGet the charles darwinmug.

schmo

anyone who looks dumb and or goofy in apperance
al fackler is a grade A schmo
by matt dold February 17, 2004
mugGet the schmomug.

spielen

"ich spiele fussball"
by matt dold January 06, 2004
mugGet the spielenmug.