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white-glove test

to check for cleaness, dust, dirt
your room better be clean, i'll give it a white glove test.
by matt dold January 24, 2004
mugGet the white-glove testmug.

fox

a telivision channel that has runned some of the best comedies and cancelled them while at the same time keeping some of the worst shows. They used to have futurama and family guy but cancelled them because fox hates people. They got rid of andy richter controls the universe and gave him a shitty new show called "quintuplit". They also show arressted development which is the best show you jackasses don't watch. The only thing keeping them alive is the simpsons which after season 12 started getting bad because they got new writers who just try to pander the off the wall humor way too much and don't have the same sharp edge they used to. How king of the hill is still on is a mystery to me. to recap

good shows that fox dropped:futurama,family guy,andy richter controls the universe. If these shows were still on there the fox network wouldn't have to cling to the simpsons and pump out bad reality shows.
by matt dold August 26, 2004
mugGet the foxmug.

White Bear Lake

Suburb in Minnesota. Called White Bear Lake due to lack of black people. Home to the most pathetic highschools known to man.
And guess what the schools colors are? Thats right Orange Black and White, just like 95% of the other highschools.
by matt dold November 22, 2004
mugGet the White Bear Lakemug.

robocracy

Government run by robots. They will be able to lie and have scandals more efficiently than humans.
Vote Candidatebot 4000 in 2008 or be processed for organs.
by matt dold November 24, 2004
mugGet the robocracymug.

spielen

"ich spiele fussball"
by matt dold January 6, 2004
mugGet the spielenmug.

lewis black

one of the greatest comedians of all time. Can be seen regularly on the daily show with jon stewart
lewis black on minnesota winters
" This winter wouldn't have been that bad if you were a fucking moose, if you had fur on your nuts it was a fucking festivle"
by matt dold January 7, 2004
mugGet the lewis blackmug.

orphan

me and scott went out and beat up and laughed at orphans after we drowned some puppys
by matt dold December 31, 2003
mugGet the orphanmug.

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