by matt dold February 17, 2004
by matt dold February 04, 2004
something created by people to explain what couldn't be explained at the time but now that they have been we need to let go. People don't wanna hear that their grandma is dead so they said "shes alive in heaven" and people get happy. People don't wanna hear that their lives are meaningless and there is no purpose tolife so we made up a reason. Religion has done more harm and people need to face the truth.
religion is for the ignorant
by matt dold August 03, 2004
lewis black on minnesota winters
" This winter wouldn't have been that bad if you were a fucking moose, if you had fur on your nuts it was a fucking festivle"
" This winter wouldn't have been that bad if you were a fucking moose, if you had fur on your nuts it was a fucking festivle"
by matt dold January 08, 2004
Evil all powerful entity from Stephen Kings "It". Later made into a very horrid movie which is wrongly called scary by the wimps of the world. You want to see something really fucked up and twisted? READ THE FUCKING BOOK!
It: Do you want a balloon?
Georgie: Do they float?
It: They float, they all float. We all float down here.
The book contains racism,homosexuality, homosexuality bashing, child abuse, spousal beatings and murder, all of which are very graphic and very often. The movie is plain dumb compared to the book.
Georgie: Do they float?
It: They float, they all float. We all float down here.
The book contains racism,homosexuality, homosexuality bashing, child abuse, spousal beatings and murder, all of which are very graphic and very often. The movie is plain dumb compared to the book.
by matt dold November 25, 2004
by matt dold January 25, 2004