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It

Evil all powerful entity from Stephen Kings "It". Later made into a very horrid movie which is wrongly called scary by the wimps of the world. You want to see something really fucked up and twisted? READ THE FUCKING BOOK!
It: Do you want a balloon?
Georgie: Do they float?
It: They float, they all float. We all float down here.

The book contains racism,homosexuality, homosexuality bashing, child abuse, spousal beatings and murder, all of which are very graphic and very often. The movie is plain dumb compared to the book.
by matt dold November 24, 2004
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robocracy

Government run by robots. They will be able to lie and have scandals more efficiently than humans.
Vote Candidatebot 4000 in 2008 or be processed for organs.
by matt dold November 24, 2004
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lewis black

one of the greatest comedians of all time. Can be seen regularly on the daily show with jon stewart
lewis black on minnesota winters
" This winter wouldn't have been that bad if you were a fucking moose, if you had fur on your nuts it was a fucking festivle"
by matt dold January 7, 2004
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White Bear Lake

Suburb in Minnesota. Called White Bear Lake due to lack of black people. Home to the most pathetic highschools known to man.
And guess what the schools colors are? Thats right Orange Black and White, just like 95% of the other highschools.
by matt dold November 22, 2004
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orphan

me and scott went out and beat up and laughed at orphans after we drowned some puppys
by matt dold December 31, 2003
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clayface

by matt dold February 16, 2004
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big e

the very uncreative handle used by my brother.
"yo man dis is da phat big e"
-real quote-
by matt dold January 3, 2004
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