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charles darwin

man who figured out evolution and wrote "origin of species" and revolutionized biology. Creationism is flawed and you don't have to be an atheist to accept this mans brilliant work.
by matt dold August 7, 2004
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ebonomics

economics of the ghetto. Follows the prices of but not limited to: Drugs, ho's, fire arms,bling bling and a standard car pimping. Follows the standard rules of economics but cometition can often decrease when a new enterprise pulls out its 9 and busts a cap in the ass of a existing enterprise. For more on ebonomics read Tyrone McGrizzles new book "from scrubin' tubs to rollin on dubbs: a new look at economics,mother fucker"
Ebonomics will eventually take over the standard issue economics as society falls into a pit of shame.
by matt dold December 22, 2004
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schmo

anyone who looks dumb and or goofy in apperance
al fackler is a grade A schmo
by matt dold February 17, 2004
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White Bear Lake

Suburb in Minnesota. Called White Bear Lake due to lack of black people. Home to the most pathetic highschools known to man.
And guess what the schools colors are? Thats right Orange Black and White, just like 95% of the other highschools.
by matt dold November 22, 2004
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robocracy

Government run by robots. They will be able to lie and have scandals more efficiently than humans.
Vote Candidatebot 4000 in 2008 or be processed for organs.
by matt dold November 24, 2004
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lewis black

one of the greatest comedians of all time. Can be seen regularly on the daily show with jon stewart
lewis black on minnesota winters
" This winter wouldn't have been that bad if you were a fucking moose, if you had fur on your nuts it was a fucking festivle"
by matt dold January 7, 2004
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the simpsons

seasons 1-12 are the best thing to happen to tv in a long time. The new seasons have lost their edge and lack the wit and good satire from seasons 1-12. The show has lost alot of its sharpness and is dull and too mainstream. But i will stay with the show till the bitter end.
the show used to be gold but has lost its shine.
by matt dold August 26, 2004
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