matt b's definitions

Hippocrocadog

An extremely ugly female

That bird he pulled last night was a complete hippocrocadog

by Matt B January 8, 2004

Rintiddle

To trick someone into believing that a perfectly common household product, like salt or flour, is an illegal drug.

"Let's rintiddle Alex to help ease off his addiction to crack"

by Matt B December 10, 2003

Fox Blocking

To hide an especially attractive element of a woman, in the attempt to make her look average. i.e. making someone with a great ass sit down, moving your drink in someone's view of a cute girl's face.

"Don't place your arm there! You're fox blocking!"

by Matt B December 10, 2003

Dono

A lanky person with an overly sized head and underly small penis

Me and John Suck-a-Bitch have dono's!

by Matt b June 8, 2003

rim

The practise of rubbing the end of your penis around the rim of someones cup or glass before they drink from it. Usually done to someone who has crossed you in some way.

The boss was a right bastard so I rimmed his cup, told everyone what I'd done, then we all sat and watched him drink his tea!

by Matt B January 27, 2004

flinkel

one who lacks any intellect,and who's sole purpose in life is to be laughed at

roger your are a freaking flinkel foo',pull up your pants!!

by matt b April 5, 2004

nippler

one who is skilled in the feild of fodeling a womens nipples.

god ur such a nippler

by matt b April 16, 2003