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Matrix-within-a-Matrix. A theory invented about the Matrix where the real world of Zion is another simulation.
by Matt October 21, 2003
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Get the clarizel mug.A ginger is a person with red hair.
All previous entries can only be explained by the extreme likelihood that they were written by mentally-handicapped and racist children, who walked in on their mothers having extra-marital intercourse with red-haired men. Recently, magazines such as tatler, vogue, and numerous newspapers have heralded this the age of 'the ginger' and have called it the new blonde. Such articles published a list of numerous celebrities who have dyed their hair red as part of the trend.
All previous entries can only be explained by the extreme likelihood that they were written by mentally-handicapped and racist children, who walked in on their mothers having extra-marital intercourse with red-haired men. Recently, magazines such as tatler, vogue, and numerous newspapers have heralded this the age of 'the ginger' and have called it the new blonde. Such articles published a list of numerous celebrities who have dyed their hair red as part of the trend.
Damian Lewis, Nicole Kidman, Lindsay Lohan, Phillip Seymour-Hoffman are all what would be called a 'ginger'
This list does not include celebrities who have recently begun dying their hair red as part of the 'new-blonde' redhead resurgence.
This list does not include celebrities who have recently begun dying their hair red as part of the 'new-blonde' redhead resurgence.
by Matt June 18, 2006
Get the ginger mug.1)weapon that splits atoms at an exponential rate releasing a fucking shit load of energy and incinerating stupid people and leveling an extremely large blast radius. It also releases an electromagnetic pulse that will shut down power to anything that just didn't take the fucking clue and turn into dust.
2)Jekei's ass
2)Jekei's ass
"Nagasaki got 0wn3d with nuclear fucking weapons!"
"Jekei's ass nuked johns toilet and keith puked due to the demonic fumes left in the air."
"Jekei's ass nuked johns toilet and keith puked due to the demonic fumes left in the air."
by Matt September 7, 2003
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by Matt March 9, 2004
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where 30+ men shave their heads bald, lube them with ky jelly, form a circle and insert each others heads into the ass of the guy in front, whilst getting sucked off by vacum cleaners, at the end the person with the least stretched anal has to drink the semen sucked up by the vacum cleaners
"man all i can taste is salt after taht coldicutt last night"
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"shit was pissing out my ass after playin coldicutt last night"
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"shit was pissing out my ass after playin coldicutt last night"
by matt July 26, 2003
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