Simsbury

One of the best towns in Connecticut, known for the academic excellence of their school system, and beautiful homes. Based on Mastery Test, and SAT scores, has the "smartest" school system in the state of Connecticut, and are ranked number 6 in the country, for the same statistic.
I live in Simsbury, possibly the best town in Connecticut, and it doesn't matter that my family pays so much in taxes because I have one of the best education systems in the country.
by Matt April 25, 2005
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turbo

deftly cramming ones thumb up an unsuspecting person's ass (usually though the trousers) causing them to leap up or forward in 'turbo' mode.
by matt April 17, 2003
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Smell me

Understanding where a person is coming from, another way of saying the slang phrase "You feel me?"
Leon: I be all peaceful most of the time. You smell me?
Kevin: Yo I smell ya
by matt October 01, 2002
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alopafiah

A Lot Of People Are F***ing Idiots And AssHoles

Used in connection to lamers and posters and others who try to post hateful or stupid things on the incorrect forum or the incorrect time or in the wrong context.
P1:*Posts name as a stupid/hateful defintion*
P2:*Posts hateful slur a stupid/hateful definition*
P3:*Posts gibberish as gibberish or stupid/hateful definition*
Reader: ALOPAFIAH!
by Matt December 30, 2004
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do-me spikes

(n.) Tall spikes on a pair of women's shoes which may be gripped durring the act of sex

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While I was fucking her I grabbed onto her do-me spikes.
by Matt May 13, 2005
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chin2.mpeg

by Matt August 07, 2003
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wiffleberry

a piece of shit the size of a wiffle ball hanging out of someones ass
wiffleberries are not a fruit!!!
by Matt April 11, 2003
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