matt's definitions

Assailance

the act of an assailant, or assassin. To Kill, Murder.

i went into the room and an assailance took place.

by Matt December 16, 2004

Mope

A person of any race or culture that is: presenting themselves as uneducated (either by mannerisms or the clothing they are wearing). Plural = Mopes Mopes usually are up to no good and may have an extensive criminal record and a limited vocabulary.

See Thungs

by Matt March 3, 2004

Mope Cock

Derogatory term for someone who is lethargic and overweight. A mope cock also likes to whine about his current situation, yet does nothing to fix it. A mope cock also moves slow and eats incredible amounts of food.

"I saw Big Mark at White Castle last night, what a fucking mope cock"

by Matt December 5, 2003

randy jackson, the

n. A method of masturbation. A face is drawn on the tip of the penis using blood or ink, then the penis is slapped and called "dirty girl" until orgasm is achieved.

Harry was really, really, really, really embarrassed when his mother caught him performing the randy jackson

by Matt May 1, 2005

luv

Mild version of love, describing good feelings for someone often for freinds on un serious partners. Love is considered to be deeper and stronger, luv is the mild version.

Luv ya, bye

by Matt February 19, 2007

morgy

An orgy had by a female named Morgen,
(MAY CONTAIN MULTIPUL MALES AND FEMALES)

Morgasm, whore, easy, cant stop having sex

by Matt August 24, 2004

Slowcala

1. A gay ass waste of soil on the face of the Earth.
2. A P.O.S. some old people actually call a "happening" place...haha....

" Holy crap did you see that gay ass waste of soil slowcala?"

by matt March 31, 2004