matt's definitions

Log Taster

A person who enjoys eating shit. One who likes to ingest poo.

Did you see that German Sheisse video? That bitch was a log taster!

by Matt November 10, 2003

footomch

some work neil says on the young ones

footomch

by matt October 8, 2003

maggot

in the yards in prison/underworld activity, a deadset low cunt that is marginally higher on the pecking order than a child molester, but only ever so marginally.

hows that maggots form, i reckon we carve the fuckin dog up when no cunts watchin.

by matt May 13, 2005

NeogeN

A legendary CS player that ownz all. Hes so good he goes 1v5 vs cal-i teams and pwnz there faces. KTHX he ownz joo.

NeogeN would own you if he was here.

by Matt December 23, 2003

drop

when a girl is mad at a man, she waits untill her period, and has unprotected sex with the man, only to bleed in his penis hole.

"he thinks he's a player, well i'ma drop on him"!!!

by matt December 24, 2003

Forrest Gump

1)person - Forrest Gump- Showed LBJ his butt, Fought in Viet Nam, started a shrimp company, just kept running
2)Pulling something off with pure ignorance and luck.

1) Forrest Gump sure does like chocolates
2)You Forrest Gumped your way through college you bastard. Dude you totally Forrest Gumped your way into her pants!

by Matt September 8, 2003

fagina

Fat Vagina. In other words - a large woman's genitals.

Dude, there ain't no hotties over here. There's nothing but fagina!

by Matt September 9, 2004