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quarter pounder with cheese

an anorexic slapper with mushrooms growing out of her cabbage patch snatch
"man that was the cheesest burger i ever have eater, way better than maccas quarter punder with cheese
by matt July 26, 2003
mugGet the quarter pounder with cheesemug.

jinkiest

enough said if you need an example go find the geekiest group of people. They are also known as D&D players.
by Matt September 7, 2003
mugGet the jinkiestmug.

philosophy

Contrary to some of the vacuous bullshit you'll find on this page, philosophy is a noble, no, possibly THE most noble academic discipline one can study. Sans repeating what our friend correctly said about the five major fields, I will say this: We live and die for philosophy. Even if we don't realize it, nearly everything we believe is predicated on someone's philosophical investigations. To debase the mother of all sciences as a "waste of the taxpayer's money" is to admit barefaced ignorance.

Oh yeah, and philosophy majors score higher than any other majors on the graduate exam; mathematics students come in second. Maybe they're doing something right.

PS. I'm not a philosophy major.
Do philosophy, dipshit.
by Matt May 26, 2004
mugGet the philosophymug.

nub

"That guy is a nub" Although if he ever saw me in reality he'd beat my ass with a bottle of syrup
by Matt March 5, 2004
mugGet the nubmug.

pr0n

adj.
cool, neat, neato, super
Dude that is so pr0n.
by Matt November 16, 2004
mugGet the pr0nmug.

Piperamadingdong

It is a word to be shouted in excitement. It is mainly used to shout at people.
Person 1 : Hey ya' Bastad'!

Person 2 : Hey why do- PIPERAMDINGDONG!
by Matt April 23, 2004
mugGet the Piperamadingdongmug.

cocksnogger

a person that likes to passionately kiss a penis
Why the fuck do you want to watch football,is it because you like watching 22 men run around you cocksnogger
by Matt February 29, 2004
mugGet the cocksnoggermug.

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