matt's definitions

toolish

Crazy, trippy images or people or creatures. Usually dark and bizarre, like a Tool video.

"I must be tripping! Everything looks all... Toolish!"

by matt October 23, 2003

religion

"A sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who have strength in numbers."

-Jesse Ventura

Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, and Hinduism are all popular religions.

by Matt March 15, 2004

New Jersey

New Jersey girls aint' trash, trash gets picked up...

Oh man look at that pile of trash and smell that stink in the air... we must be in new jersey

by matt September 1, 2004

comander

The way that one spells commander if one does not care about adding in the extra "m"

Comander101 is online.

by Matt November 10, 2004

derby

Simply the best place in the world, with an ammmazin football team, (much better than f**est)

If i could choose one place to live, it would be somewhere as good as Derby

by Matt October 25, 2004

benh

Benh aka Ben "FAP" Hamilton - Ben is the bastard step child of a local drunk known as "Jimmy" Ben received his nick name by loosing several games of "Cracker". After being treated for the oral herpes he received in the process Ben decided that he would no longer gamble on his ability to Fap, but do it in private, where the only STD's he can contract our his own from his own fap juice.

Holy crap, look at benh fap away! If he doesn't fapulate soon he will loose the contest, then he will have to eat the whole fappin lot of crackers!

by Matt January 26, 2005

Weiskopf

Drives a camry xl. A person who is a computer nerd and lies about having a girl freind

hey I have a girl freind whats her name um tammy next week whats your girl freinds name again? Jane

by Matt March 28, 2005