matt's definitions

fangirl

All those girls obsessed with Orlando Bloom, Tom Hardy and those such fags.

Anyone with a screenname like "TomHardysImzadi" must be a fangirl.

by matt February 9, 2004

poonanner

The female genitailia
syn. Puuty tangt

Stop being such a poonanner and kill that hooker!!!!

by Matt July 20, 2004

pandafox

a cool ass girl named toni

We hung with the pandafox last night.

by Matt November 26, 2004

pr0nulate

to have haw7 internet secks with pplz online. must be used with the 0 as the "o" in it otherwise you are not 1337 and j00 are teh n00bz.

omfg i want to pr0nulate you in t3h arse.

ex 2.

would you leik to pr0nulate

by Matt November 15, 2004

Trucker-hat-hot

An extremely hot high school or college girl who goes and ruins it by wearing a trucker hat.

"She was hella hot but then I noticed the trucker hat."

by Matt December 14, 2003

dirtbike enthusiast

An idiot. A person who is unable to understand basic concepts and will not be successful in life.

Johnny failed his English test. He's such a dirtbike enthusiast.

by Matt September 8, 2004

port vale f.c

Currently playing in a high division when you consider their inept ability to actually the sport of Football. Also known as Port Fail because of their fantastically pathetic record in football.

Port Fail have never won a major trophy

by matt November 11, 2004