clobber-knocker

A quick strike to the top of the head with the hand. The clobber-knocker is applied by clenching the fist and swinging down on top of the head, using only the flat part of the fingers between the first and second knuckles. It is a very practical form of a sucker punch.

Brendan was pissing me off one day, so I gave him a clobber-knocker to show him how I felt.

by Matt October 31, 2004

michigan

A girl who has a nice body, but an ugly face. I.E. Good uniform bad helmet, referring to the University of Michigan football helmets and uniforms.

Wow, that bitch is a Michigan!

by matt March 11, 2005

Kinger

Someone who trys with all his/her might to do his and everyone elses work in order to get in the good graces of management.

Kinger is kissing ass again

by matt April 12, 2004

a yuppie ate my dingo

white trash version of The Dingo ate my baby. Directed at any white-collar suburban losers who make fun of Australians.

A yuppie ate my dingo because it tasted like baby.

by matt November 15, 2004

Phoney

Fake, not real

Every time i see her she puts on this phoney accent, it drives me crazy.

by matt March 16, 2004

Bloodbath

A comical historical term for a battle with many deaths

My nickname :P

The battle of artops was a bloodbath!

yo bloodbath

by matt May 13, 2005

rem

Short for remedial also use remy

you are such a rem

by matt February 12, 2004