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Girls

In the Amusement Park we call life there is one ride that never seems to end. The roller coaster ride of Girls.

Sometimes it makes you wonder what life would have been like to just be a pansy and ride the Merry-Go-Round.
When does this hellacious ride end!?
by Matt February 27, 2005
mugGet the Girlsmug.

Poo seed

The powdered and on the more extreme cases seed sized remenants of fecal matter around the anal scphincter. They can often be picked out with ones finger and flicked at others in the room. Often effective at sleepovers and school residential trips.
1) He's been picking poo seeds again.
2) My arse is covered in poo seeds
by matt November 30, 2003
mugGet the Poo seedmug.

King

by matt May 12, 2003
mugGet the Kingmug.

Schpankita

similar to the term "forget about it". Used as a filler in conversation to express agreement. Also used to express contempt or disgust.
Ahhh schpankita!
by matt June 11, 2004
mugGet the Schpankitamug.

Dreaded Re-Wipe

The act of wiping your ass no less than 20 minutes after shiting and subjecting ones ass to the intitial wiping process. Is a sign the job was not done properly the first time.
by Matt September 28, 2004
mugGet the Dreaded Re-Wipemug.

buttdart

by MAtt May 25, 2003
mugGet the buttdartmug.

Kicks

Greg: Yo I got me some new gear
Arnold: Those are some phat kicks you got
by matt October 1, 2002
mugGet the Kicksmug.

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