Big Boss Man

A mildly obese prepubuscent child known for his black kevlar vest and his constant entertaining of the legendary 5th period. Also known as "Big Bitch Man"
The kids were throwing shit at Big Boss Man as usual.
by Matt February 26, 2004
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pork's ass

Another way of telling someone that they're full of shit.
"Dude, my wang is 13" long."

"Pork's ass."
by Matt August 26, 2003
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shuse me

same as "excuse me", however, when you say "excuse me" you are asking politly. "shuse me" is to be said while pushing someone out of the way.
by Matt November 05, 2003
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fashionably incognito

The state of one's dress when wearing dark-colored yet trendy/fashionable clothes at night so as to remain inconspicuous.
Person 1: Dude look, I'm wearing my Oakleys and my black cashmere Gap sweater and matching scarf, nobody can see me.
Person 2: Dude you're fashionably incognito! Like ohmygawd, where did you get those shoes??
by matt January 05, 2005
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ass pumper

Allen Hamilton is an ass pumper
by MATT April 10, 2003
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jaggit

When eating at Pizza Hut with some friends and you attempt to call one of your lame friends a jerk and mid word switch your mind to faggit the word "jaggit" appears.
Shut up jaggit.
What the fuck's a jaggit?
by matt March 02, 2004
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waladinger

Matt Is a waladinger
by Matt May 05, 2004
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