matt's definitions

Simsbury

One of the best towns in Connecticut, known for the academic excellence of their school system, and beautiful homes. Based on Mastery Test, and SAT scores, has the "smartest" school system in the state of Connecticut, and are ranked number 6 in the country, for the same statistic.

I live in Simsbury, possibly the best town in Connecticut, and it doesn't matter that my family pays so much in taxes because I have one of the best education systems in the country.

by Matt April 25, 2005

b00n

A "b00n" Is a "1337" speak term used by Multiplayer Gamers to describe a person who doesnt deserve the title of n00b, because he/she sucks terrible ass.

Kyle: Yo that b00n doesnt know how to open the door.
Matt: Damn Straight, i got him with my 1337 2|<1||2. Fucking b00nie.

by Matt February 5, 2004

A Safety

The condom stored in a wallet in case, there is an unexpected chance of getting laid

Hey you gonna nail her tonight?
IDK, i have a safety though so we'll see
Good luck man
I used my safety last night
Can i get a condom out of your pack?
Yea dude, you always gotta have a safety

by Matt January 11, 2008

sponge monkey

those fucking talking roadkill that are supposed to inspire eating a quiznos sub

mmmm those sponge monkeys are making me hungry

by matt March 7, 2004

prison weed

Weed smuggled in through the ass hole.

Yo man i bought some prison weed from Big Hernandez in Cell Block D the otha day. It smelled kinda like dookie.

by Matt December 15, 2004

cougar

A car made by Mercury. Mercury Cougar.

That Cougar is pretty fast

by Matt August 4, 2004

skokie

1) A female who is skanky and yet also smokin' at the same time, thus drawing one into an equal amount of disgust and titillation. (Combination of the words skanky and smokin') See also Christina Aguilera.

Word Origin: Skokie, IL

Guy 1: Damn, she fine!
Guy 2: Ehh...she's kinda skokie.

by Matt January 14, 2005