matt's definitions

shankometer

A word used to describe how cool or awesome something is. Can be used like the phrase "Off tha hizzle."

"Holy skanky shit homes that weed is off tha shankometer!"

by Matt December 6, 2004

buck rugly mcfugly

Describes the ugliest of uglies. Someone who was beaten repeatedly with the ugly stick.

"Eww! That girl isn't buck fugly, she's RUCK bugly mcfugly!

by matt October 23, 2003

shoes

Another word that is associated with "cool", "awesome", and "tight". Usually used to confuse others.

I really think that Brian is totally shoes!

by matt April 6, 2005

shitworm

A Fucken ass hole thats a frigen Fucktard

OMFG!! You ShitWorm Quit THE BS!!

by Matt March 25, 2005

Ohio State Buckeyes

An over-rated football team that has owned the Michigan Wolverines. 5 Time National Champions including 2003. 27 Time Big Ten Conference Champions/CO-Champions.

Ohio State Buckeyes beat Michigan in route to their 5th National Championship.

by Matt November 19, 2004

ichor

Demon or Orc blood, usually black and sticky. Seen often but not excessively in The Lord of the Rings.

The decaptitated Orc sprayed ichor into the air.

by matt January 22, 2005

shuse me

same as "excuse me", however, when you say "excuse me" you are asking politly. "shuse me" is to be said while pushing someone out of the way.

Shuse me! ::push::

by Matt November 4, 2003