matt's definitions

Flamer

Kid with red hair and flaming red pubies.

That sucks man ur a f***ing flamer!

by Matt December 16, 2003

Ya mum

1.anything and everything
2.a phrase to use when ur in a tight corner

Bill: i beat you at pool yesterday.
bob: So did ya mum

Bill: ur a dumbass
bob: so ur mum
Bill:tell me the distance from the earth to the sun then.
Bob: The same as ya mum

by Matt November 30, 2004

Cockeater

One who's diet is based primarily on cock

James is such a Cockeater!

by matt April 5, 2004

omlette

to bust a load in a girls ear and then to fold the ear over in an omlette like fashion!!

After we were done humping, she said she was hungry so i mabe that bitch an omlette

by Matt November 12, 2003

ODB

Old Dirty Bastard, founded of the Wu-Tang clan

ODB founed the wu-tang clan

by Matt November 14, 2004

refl

A variation on "rofl" which is stupid and sounds like crap.
Refl is easier to say.

Guy: I think your sister died
Other Guy: refl

by Matt October 15, 2004

Idioteque

Thom Yorke's vision of a society (presumably today's), where people are increasingly more obsessed with pointless technology, selfishness and mindless entertainment than life itself.

I fucking hate living in this idioteque world.

by Matt June 3, 2003