matt's definitions

balltang

What a man must grow in order to get some puntang

tucker needs to grow some madd balltang to get some putang

by Matt February 6, 2005

gODHEAD

industrial band who allen wants to have sex with

o allen, put your head head in my butt
o katie, your penis is so much bigger than mine

by matt May 11, 2003

prence

god

For more information, please read the bible..

Prence is God

Prancess Dazzles is a synonym for JHWH

by Matt January 1, 2005

poom yaga

a poom yaga is a young chick with a beautiful body, nice ass, nice face and horny milf as a mother. or a very commonly used insult in toronto

wow that vanessa is one Poom Yaga
God damn your such a friggin Poom Yaga

by matt March 31, 2004

pork's ass

Another way of telling someone that they're full of shit.

"Dude, my wang is 13" long."

"Pork's ass."

by Matt August 25, 2003

hagn

Have A Good Night.
Have a Great Night.

He told all his friends to hagn.

by matt August 29, 2005

starbucks

A national coffee chain that promotes a "home-like atmosphere" in their stores. Many people consider their coffee and espresso drinks over-priced, and for the most part they're right. Their coffee makers are... decent, but they're the real rip-off, not the coffee; you'd be better off paying half the price for a Cuisinart, which would work just as well, if not better. If you want to invest in this company, you have to go through NASDAQ and not NYSE.

Interesting fact: there are about 200 Starbucks in New York City and about 90 in my hometown of Houston. Now THAT'S a helluva lot of coffee.

I personally like Starbucks' whole bean coffees. When you buy a pound of beans from them, it's pretty much the same as 2 half pound bags of coffee beans from a grocery store. And they stay fresh for a much longer time, so I guess that's where the extra money goes.

by Matt April 25, 2005