matt's definitions

timbergay

Less gay than Simmonsgay, but more gay than Regisgay. See the gay-o-meter

Eww! You listen to justin timbergay?

by matt February 10, 2004

gerby

to like one selfs balls

jeff and carter were gerby with each other

by matt May 27, 2003

Carwash

when a male either blows a load, or pisses on a females face and then proceeds to flatulate on the females face.

I gave the girl last night a carwash.

by Matt September 20, 2005

Mind of Mencia

A crappy sketch comedy show on Comedy Central that was only made as a cheap replacement for Chapelle's Show. Granted Carlos Mencia's previous stand-up specials were hilarious, this show is simply horse shit.

Mind of Mencia sucks so much it makes me want to stab myself in the throat.

by Matt August 3, 2005

Crazy BOI

sum1 totally crazeeeeeeeeeee

MAtt Greenbank is a perfect example

by Matt August 5, 2004

southway

An area of Plymouth Devon, which is often confused for Safeway (the superstore) because of heavy Janner accents. Mostly hills and hicks. Aviod it if possible.

I live in safeway near the airport. No, safeway.

by Matt October 19, 2004

reyes

Just one of the hottest girls in MoCo that shows off her Bethesda goods. Not to be confused with a Rahan

I just want to fuck the brains out of reyes

by Matt December 16, 2003