Penis colada

pina colada but with added cum.

jennings asked for a pina colada, but he didnt realise the waiter was partially deaf.

by masterofrpg March 12, 2004

Farmer Sutra

the ancient dutch book on the art of erotic barnyard love

jennings reads this every day

by masterofrpg May 14, 2004

Ignis

an 80 plus woman who randomly appears in peoples dreams. sometimes get fucked by the person in question. very rough

ignis made jennings commit virginital siucide on phil

by masterofrpg March 10, 2004

Gypsy Clit

a nomadic clitorus. never in the same place 2 nights running

charlene lives a caravan (therefore, a gypsy)

by masterofrpg May 14, 2004

fruitini

1.a homemade flavoured condom that is prone to splitting

2.a blow job that leaves your cock smelling vaguely of friut

-"when baxendale asked for a friutini, he didnt expect dale to pull down his trousers"

by masterofrpg February 18, 2004

ice cream factory

Where ice cream is stored

jennings' child dream was to become an ice cream factory worker

by masterofrpg March 12, 2004

lamb roast

dawes most hated meal after he he had to give up a friutini to eat one with his family.

dawes could murder a lamb roast....with a 6 inch kitchen knife!

by masterofrpg March 30, 2004