Definitions by masterofrpg

penis period 

blood that appears on the penis, several months after pink sliping

agh: shit, my boyfriend had a penis period last weekend

penis period by masterofrpg March 24, 2004

Muff diving 

in the dive posistion, insert ones hands inthe vagina, and at the same time shove your head into the muff of the victim

phil and lizzie

Muff diving by masterofrpg March 12, 2004

Hard buttage

hardcore anal penatration

phil and lizzie

Hard buttage by masterofrpg March 12, 2004

Penis colada 

pina colada but with added cum.

jennings asked for a pina colada, but he didnt realise the waiter was partially deaf.

Penis colada by masterofrpg March 12, 2004

ice cream 

frozen cum

when phil asked for chocolate ice cream, the person behind the counter said, "sorry, were all out of black"

ice cream by masterofrpg March 12, 2004

ice cream factory 

Where ice cream is stored

jennings' child dream was to become an ice cream factory worker

ice cream factory by masterofrpg March 12, 2004

anal-lyses

once you have been analy fucked, you have become anal-lysed

when phil anal-lysed lizzie, she spent hours cleaning up the mess

anal-lyses by masterofrpg March 12, 2004