Ignis

an 80 plus woman who randomly appears in peoples dreams. sometimes get fucked by the person in question. very rough

ignis made jennings commit virginital siucide on phil

by masterofrpg March 10, 2004

penis period

blood that appears on the penis, several months after pink sliping

agh: shit, my boyfriend had a penis period last weekend

by masterofrpg March 24, 2004

Penis colada

pina colada but with added cum.

jennings asked for a pina colada, but he didnt realise the waiter was partially deaf.

by masterofrpg March 12, 2004

scrotum conquers

playing conquers with the scrotum until ones sac is so sore they give up oruntil it falls off.

phil has no balls after he lost to jennings

by masterofrpg March 12, 2004

fruitini

1.a homemade flavoured condom that is prone to splitting

2.a blow job that leaves your cock smelling vaguely of friut

-"when baxendale asked for a friutini, he didnt expect dale to pull down his trousers"

by masterofrpg February 18, 2004

nipplecakes

appetising breasts

that bird's got some good nipplecakes on her

by masterofrpg May 14, 2004

Farmer Sutra

the ancient dutch book on the art of erotic barnyard love

jennings reads this every day

by masterofrpg May 14, 2004