Urban Dictionary: Definitions by masterofrpg

penis period

blood that appears on the penis, several months after pink sliping

agh: shit, my boyfriend had a penis period last weekend

jennings asked for a pina colada, but he didnt realise the waiter was partially deaf.

when phil asked for chocolate ice cream, the person behind the counter said, "sorry, were all out of black"

Where ice cream is stored

jennings' child dream was to become an ice cream factory worker

once you have been analy fucked, you have become anal-lysed

when phil anal-lysed lizzie, she spent hours cleaning up the mess

playing conquers with the scrotum until ones sac is so sore they give up oruntil it falls off.

phil has no balls after he lost to jennings