masterofrpg's definitions

ice cream

frozen cum

when phil asked for chocolate ice cream, the person behind the counter said, "sorry, were all out of black"

by masterofrpg March 12, 2004

Glynn

An english teacher with a void visa and a full set of tackle.

theres a rather big lump in Glynns trousers.......

by masterofrpg February 26, 2004

fruitini

1.a homemade flavoured condom that is prone to splitting

2.a blow job that leaves your cock smelling vaguely of friut

-"when baxendale asked for a friutini, he didnt expect dale to pull down his trousers"

by masterofrpg February 18, 2004

Farmer Sutra

the ancient dutch book on the art of erotic barnyard love

jennings reads this every day

by masterofrpg May 14, 2004

scrotum conquers

playing conquers with the scrotum until ones sac is so sore they give up oruntil it falls off.

phil has no balls after he lost to jennings

by masterofrpg March 12, 2004

anal-lyses

once you have been analy fucked, you have become anal-lysed

when phil anal-lysed lizzie, she spent hours cleaning up the mess

by masterofrpg March 12, 2004

Hard buttage

hardcore anal penatration

phil and lizzie

by masterofrpg March 12, 2004