nob turban

a crest on tissue adorning one's post-wank helmet

phil:i find kleenex balm is the best nob turban
Jenning's:i prefer bog roll

by masterofrpg May 14, 2004

penis period

blood that appears on the penis, several months after pink sliping

agh: shit, my boyfriend had a penis period last weekend

by masterofrpg March 24, 2004

Penis colada

pina colada but with added cum.

jennings asked for a pina colada, but he didnt realise the waiter was partially deaf.

by masterofrpg March 12, 2004

Farmer Sutra

the ancient dutch book on the art of erotic barnyard love

jennings reads this every day

by masterofrpg May 14, 2004

anal-lyses

once you have been analy fucked, you have become anal-lysed

when phil anal-lysed lizzie, she spent hours cleaning up the mess

by masterofrpg March 12, 2004

fromage boy

a random tarded looking kid who i named fromage boy because of the fromage on his face.

fromage boy covered ohil in french fromage

by masterofrpg March 10, 2004

ice cream

frozen cum

when phil asked for chocolate ice cream, the person behind the counter said, "sorry, were all out of black"

by masterofrpg March 12, 2004