masterofrpg's definitions

fruitini

1.a homemade flavoured condom that is prone to splitting

2.a blow job that leaves your cock smelling vaguely of friut

-"when baxendale asked for a friutini, he didnt expect dale to pull down his trousers"

by masterofrpg February 18, 2004

scrotum conquers

playing conquers with the scrotum until ones sac is so sore they give up oruntil it falls off.

phil has no balls after he lost to jennings

by masterofrpg March 12, 2004

Duel fisted boomstick

fistfull of boomstick but with two hands

jennings just had to use two hands on that poor cow

by masterofrpg March 5, 2004

Muff diving

in the dive posistion, insert ones hands inthe vagina, and at the same time shove your head into the muff of the victim

phil and lizzie

by masterofrpg March 12, 2004

fruitini (food)

fruit covered in jelly or fooly or juice

mmm. fruitini

by masterofrpg February 18, 2004

Hard buttage

hardcore anal penatration

phil and lizzie

by masterofrpg March 12, 2004

Gypsy Clit

a nomadic clitorus. never in the same place 2 nights running

charlene lives a caravan (therefore, a gypsy)

by masterofrpg May 14, 2004