Urban Dictionary: Definitions by master of the factory

cherry picker

These are ignorant dotards that take things out of the bible that fit their moronic agenda. They are hypocritical, idiotic bastards that don't know what keeps the sun shining.

Those cherry pickers only memorized the incest parts of the bible.

cherry picker by Master of The Factory August 7, 2018

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queave

That funny farting sound that happens when humping away on your girlfriend. Every stroke causes a fart and it sounds funny as the frequency of strokes increases. When the girl is extremely wet it will make wet sounding queaves.

Man, why does Bob have to keep bringing those girls home from the bar? I hear queave sounds again.

queave by master of the factory January 8, 2009

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blue balls

This is an uncomfortable situation that describes the achy feeling in the balls after an erection that has lasted several hours longer than anticipated. Playing with big tits and making out can cause this in teenagers. Can only be relieved by masturbating as soon as possible.

"I sure had a bad case of blue balls after playing with Tracey's big tits and touching her sticky panties all night. She's lucky I didn't rape her."

blue balls by master of the factory March 25, 2008

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truck stop

a)A little roadside hole in the wall where the strangling odor of trucker poop mingles with cigarette smoke. The rest rooms are right at the entrance so you get a good whiff and lose your appetite.

b) Having to take a crap "I gotta go to the truck stop."

"Can you turn at this next exit? There is a truck stop and I gotta go make the brown rumble."

truck stop by Master of the factory January 24, 2007