Definitions by marty

screamer 

Derogatory name for male homosexuals

Bruce is such a screamer!

screamer by Marty October 23, 2003

Astroglide

extremely slick water-based personal lubricant that can greatly enhance handjobs and result in prompt ejaculation

Holy shit! Amy gave me an Astroglide handjob and I shot my load in about 30 seconds!

Astroglide by Marty October 23, 2003

covered handjob 

rubbing a guys penis through his pants, usually resulting in ejaculation (creaming his jeans)

Molly gave me a covered handjob until I creamed my jeans

covered handjob by Marty October 23, 2003

cOlIn PoweLL 

An unfortunate public servant who has been asked to do the impossible: serve as chief diplomat for the Bush Administration.

That poor bastard Colin Powell has to fly around apologizing for the arrogant policies of the Bush Administration.

cOlIn PoweLL by Marty October 22, 2003

heroin 

Potent opiate narcotic with a narrow therapeutic index (i.e., difference between an effective dose and a lethal dose is small). Side effects include narcosis, respiratory depression.

Heroin is not a suitable substitute for morphine.

heroin by Marty October 22, 2003

morphine 

Potent opiate narcotic, widely used in hospitals for relief of severe pain. Addictive with potential for abuse. Overdose may be lethal. Side effects include narcosis and respiratory depression.

When Dad was in the hospital with his heart attack, the nurse kept shooting him up with morphine for his chest pain.

morphine by Marty October 22, 2003

Nitrous Oxide 

Gas with strong analgesic and weak anesthetic effects. Used in surgery and dentistry, mainly to potentiate other anesthetics. Also called "laughing gas".

When they put him under for his knee operation, they gave him halothane in nitrous oxide and oxygen.

Nitrous Oxide by Marty October 22, 2003