Hand job

when one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation (spooging)

That little slut Amy was giving hand jobs to every guy on the swim team last night!

by Marty October 18, 2003

ethyl chloride

A heavy liquid with a pungent odor which, when vapors are inhaled, causes very rapid onset of general anesthesia. Side effects similar to chloroform: toxic to heart and liver.

That dumbass Byron accidently inhaled too much ethyl chloride vapor and passed out in the chemistry lab.

by Marty October 22, 2003

connected

The first level in the gangster Mafia hierarchy, according to the movie Donnie Brasco. In that movie, Al Pacino explains that there are four levels of Mafia guy: Connected guy, Made Guy (aka Wiseguy), Skipper, and Boss. Connected Guy is a guy who is vouched for by a Made Guy. He is referred to as "a friend of mine" by said Made Guy, but is not yet part of the Mafia yet.

Hey, don't piss off any of Rizzo's friend, he's a connected guy.

by Marty February 14, 2003

ripped

Having well-defined muscles.

"We trying to get you ripped!" said the PE coach.

by Marty September 15, 2003

ticklishness

the quality or property of being ticklish.

Kim had to stop giving Chris a foot rub because of his ticklishness.

by Marty October 23, 2003

heroin

Potent opiate narcotic with a narrow therapeutic index (i.e., difference between an effective dose and a lethal dose is small). Side effects include narcosis, respiratory depression.

Heroin is not a suitable substitute for morphine.

by Marty October 22, 2003

YarPirate

A word used to describe sex between two males.

I met this guy at a gay bar, then I took him home to have hot and sweaty YarPirate all night long.

by Marty November 10, 2003