martay's definitions

glick

finger toofey, the good stuff, eye candy, the fire which yearns to be set unto the cooter, flame-bomb

check out the glick on him

by Martay February 14, 2003

wash and wax

oral sex, taht leaves the tallywacker clean and slick

presdidant Clinton got a wash and wax while speaking to Gorbichaw

by martay February 20, 2003

office

a succesful mans fort

i go ta wash and wax in my bosses office

by martay February 20, 2003

info-scrub

one who erases all your work, or gets rid of it

Fucking mike the info-scrub took my math again

by martay February 18, 2003

snicker

to laugh evily at somones misfortune

todd " dude, the stormtrooper, he's been flambunted, and tossed out on the sidewalk"

CJ *snickers*

by martay February 25, 2003

dumperflunk

an over sized poo, that does not flush

dude, i left a dumperflunk, i'm FUCKED

by martay February 24, 2003

LIP

An increasingly popular contraction that stands for "laughing in public".

Originated by the infamous underground rappers Tay T & Mar J in a collaboration with Drizzy, LIP is used commonly in chatrooms, on social networking websites, and through text. It is a subtle way to express the embarrassment that occurs after encountering something so funny that it is impossible to stifle your laughter whilst in public.

Can also be used to describe laughing at a computer screen, even and especially if you're all alone.

Often used repeatedly.

M: *Texts a picture*
T: She looks like a burrito
M: LIP LIP

by MarTay January 4, 2013