Definitions by marklar

squishy_fun 

11 year old boy who wets the bed.

Your mom is squishy_fun..

squishy_fun by Marklar January 30, 2005

lumpkin

The act of oral sex performed on a man while defecating.

After receiving a thorough buggering from Niles, Jeeves retired to the loo in order to clear out the felch. Luckily for him, Niles returned the earlier favor and gave him an outstanding lumpkin.

lumpkin by Marklar August 18, 2004

half-lumpkin

The act of defacation without the benefit of concurrent oral sex.

Since Niles was infected with herpes, Jeeves had to settle for a half-lumpkin when nature called.

half-lumpkin by Marklar August 18, 2004

Halloween Surprise 

When you drill a hole in a bowl of candy and stick your penis in so the next dumbass kid who sticks his hand in gets a little extra "candy" than he bargained for.

"Tonight whoever comes to my door is gonna get a little 'Halloween Surprise'"

Halloween Surprise by marklar July 23, 2004

phallic man

a super hero that looks lie a penis thats what made him funny he shoot didldos at the evil he is a rigid staff of justice

" LOOK IN THE SKY ITS FALIC MAN SOOTING HIZ JIZZ_O_RAY AT BIG GAY BUBBA AND EARL THe JANITOR!!"

phallic man by marklar July 23, 2004

WWBD 

Stands for "What Would Bam Do?" Bam being, of course, Bam Margera. The idol of every kid in America. In the world. In the universe. Viva La Bam rocks. CKY rocks. Jackass rocks. Bam rocks. See What Would Bam Do?.

"Hmmm...what a peculiar predicament...WWBD?"

WWBD by marklar December 8, 2003

What Would Bam Do? 

A saying basically meaning what it sounds like, asking yourself what to do in a situation as if you were Bam. As in Bam Margera. As in the idol of every kid in America. Of the world. Of the universe. Yeah w/e, just see WWBD to see the rest of the shit on him.

"Hmmmm...what a peculiar predicament...what would Bam do?"

What Would Bam Do? by marklar December 8, 2003