mark101's definitions

mona lisa

Leonardo da Vinci's masterpiece.

Steve: "what did that guy do with the mona lisa after he stole it?"

Bob: "He jacked off to it"

by mark101 June 12, 2008

ice cube

It's just a cold cube of frozen water; It's made in your freezer, or you buy it at the store. Ice Cube is also the name of a famous rapper.

Me: I want ice cubes in my soda next time, BITCH!
Rap Fan: Ice Cube is the man!

by mark101 June 18, 2008

vasectomy

A surgery to render a man impotent; aka the gift that keeps on giving (literally and figuratively speaking)

my man got a vasectomy, now he can fuck me hard without a condom or without me on birth control, yeah, the gift that keeps on cumming, uh, giving.

by mark101 June 12, 2008

herpes

warts on ur dick if ur a guy or on ur pussy if ur a girl. Is contracted by unprotective sex with one who has it.

love is temporary, herpes is forever

by mark101 June 12, 2008

Dubai

Donald Trump's wet dream...

Donald: OMG, Dubai is sooo sexy!!! Almost there...

by mark101 June 14, 2008

crank dat

A horrible song by a horrible "artist" (Soulja Boy) that talks about how some guy (Soulja Boy) whacks off onto a girls back when she's sleeping, and sticks a bed sheet to her back, and it sticks, hence SUPERMANN!

Soulja Boy: Crank dat soulja boy, superman dat ho.

Me (mark) : HOLY JESUS TITTY-FUCKING CHRIST, YOU BLOW BIG DONKEY COCK!

by mark101 June 18, 2008

hawthorne heights

Fall Out Boy's little sister.

Dumb Girl 1: "like, omg, it's hawthorne heights!"

Dumb Girl 2: "I want to give that whole band blowjobs for free!

Me: OMG listen to some good music PLEASE for the LOVE OF GOD!

by mark101 June 12, 2008