mark h's definitions

hoepopotamus

A very fat and grossly overweight hoe, slut, bitch, whatever you'd want to call her.

One of the signs that indicate that the world's going to end soon, is waking up the next morning only to notice some ugly smothering hoepopotamus lying next to you like a beached whale and then being shocked to having realized that you've actually got her pregnant!

by Mark H September 1, 2004

space suit

Slang term for a condom. Especially one that is meant to provide better protection using the latest advancements in medical technology. And of course this has nothing to do with the protective gear that astronauts wear while walking and performing tasks in space.

Doctor: Okay now Ron, I am going to have you volunteer you to try out the experimental Adonis 9000 Smart Condom. Created using the latest advancements in nanotechnology, the Adonis 9000 has built in nanofibers and nanowiring that are intended to actually provide more pleasure while offering more protection. It's also supposed to feel like a real skin penis and it also supposed to work like an extra foreskin.

Ron Jeremy: Umm, alright sure Doc I'll be happy to try it out. *feminine moaning in the background* Honey, just relax! I know how horny you are, but just hang on to your cheeseburger(vagina) while I put this space suit on!

Doctor: Thank you Ron! But remember to take it off before ejaculating!

Ron Jeremy: I will, Doc.

*moments later, Ron and his female sex partner have finished doing their thing and Ron goes back to the doctor to tell him the results*

Ron Jeremy: (holding up his experimental condom)Holy shit this baby does work! My orgasms and her orgasms are much more intense!

Doctor: I am proud of you Ron! And my invention!

by Mark H September 5, 2004

airhead

Oral sex on an airplane, or on any other flying vehicle(helicopter, balloon, airship, etc.)

While I was flying to Hawaii in the luxury jet, I happened to come across my girlfriend who was working as a flight attendant. During her break time, we both went to an area where there were no people sitting around and while we sat there unnoticed, she was giving me some amazing airhead.





Mark H. Urban Addict since February 2004

by Mark H November 14, 2004

molly

A Molotov cocktail.

Hey man, can you pass me the mollies? I feel like torching that rich fucker's house.

by Mark H February 14, 2006

h to the izzo

Ebonics slang for H2O(water).

Yo I'm thirsty. Got any H to the izzO?

by Mark H January 5, 2007

hungarian

1.To be hungry.
2.A person from the country of Hungary(duh of course!)

1. The banquet during college graduation night was totally ruined when a bunch of fat Tri Delts showed up and were all hungarian over the food until they scarfed it all.

2. When Jeff was out vacationing in Budapest, he was all hungarian for some cheap Hungarian bitches while he was walking down the streets at night on the hunt for pink october.





Mark H. Urban Addict since February 2004.

by Mark H November 1, 2004

boomin

Having large breasts; well-endowed.

Dayum you are boomin, girl!

by Mark H August 3, 2004