Definitions by mark h

riding the magic bus 

To be completely under the effects of any strong hallucinogenic drug, such as LSD(i.e. acid) or mushrooms. When you are riding the magic bus, you are so tripping out, that you are able to hallucinate beautiful women in place of what in reality, are women who are tore up or broke down.

When Nick D was relaxing on his bed during an acid trip, he suddenly found himself actually getting laid by a very hot voluptuous bitch who just busted into his room. But unfortuantely, Nick D was so riding the magic bus, as he did not realize he was actually bumping uglies with an ugly, wrecked, hoodrat hoochie mama cheese hog skank!





Mark H. Contributing to the drug abuser's slang vocabulary since February 2004.

riding the magic bus by Mark H October 19, 2004

shove a sock in it 

A known way of telling someone to just please shut the fuck up for christ's sake. When you say "Shove a sock in it!" to someone, you are implying that he or she needs to put a sock in his/her mouth to keep him/herself from talking more shit.

(You are laying on your bed relaxing and having a few beers to the point of getting a little drunk while all of a sudden, your little brother bursts in the room acting like a retard and spewing out stupid jokes from his mouth.)

You:(in a somewhat drunken voice) For fuck's sake please *hic* SHOVE A SOCK IN IT!
Your little brother: (shoves a dirty sock down your throat)





Mark H. Adding more terms for "Shut up!" at UrbanDictionary since February 2004.

shove a sock in it by Mark H October 18, 2004

yellow submarine 

A state of utter and total drunkeness that you enter when you drink any alcoholic beverage that is yellowish in color.

1. Shit, I just drank a whole case of Budweisers and now I'm riding in the yellow submarine!

2. Bunch of drunkards sitting together who've just had too many Buds:

(singing)

"We all live in a yellow submarine!
A yellow submarine!!
A yellow submarine!!!"

yellow submarine by Mark H October 17, 2004

piss up a storm 

To urinate for a rather lengthy period of time.

Nick D: Fuck I was really MAD pissing up a storm, riding in the yellow submarine, and riding the porcelain bus, after getting completely Hemingway during last night's beirut game!





Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.

piss up a storm by Mark H October 17, 2004

car-rape 

To run over someone with your car.

1. Moments after I was fired from my job and was totally pissed off for it, I saw my boss walk across the parking lot, quickly got into my Mustang, and then car-raped his sorry bitch ass.

2. Fred Durst needs to be car-raped for being a total shitstain in America's rock music scene.





Mark H. Contributing to Urban Dictionary since February 2004.

car-rape by Mark H October 15, 2004

the blood of Christ 

Slang term for any kind of red wine or any other alcoholic beverage that is colored red(such as Bloody Mary). Because this is what red wine is called when it's served during Communion service during Roman Catholic Mass.

Damnit, I've drank several quantities of the blood of Christ last night at that awesome drinking party, and now I'm paying for that shit and doing my penance, praying at the porcelain altar!





Mark H. Further adding to the alcohol-related slang vocabulary since February 2004.

the blood of Christ by Mark H October 15, 2004

menstrubation 

When a woman masturbates while she's having her period. The word is coined from the words "masturbation" and "menstruation(i.e. when a woman has her period).

When the voyeur caught sight of the black-haired, pale-skinned goth chick lying naked and menstrubating on a towel on the floor, he immediately thought to himself, "That is one sick bitch!"





Mark H. Expanding the sexual slang vocabulary since February 2004.

menstrubation by Mark H October 10, 2004