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Definitions by mark

ringsmack 

A definite gay person who is likely to chase you round the garden. Likes gardening and pays special attention to water features. A constant masterbater
He is a ringsmack.
What a rinsmack.
ringsmack by mark September 10, 2003

wetherell 

An extremely curly hair-style reminiscent of the coat of the standard poodle
I'd have shagged her but she had a wetherell!
wetherell by mark September 10, 2003

government 

1. to create to illusion of freedom and liberty for all citizens; when in reality the government (U.S.) gives a few control over the entire civilized Earth, while the rest are slaves, whether you realize it or not.

2. Control
the Media
popular culture/consumer culture
"white America's fear of the black man"(Bowling For Columbine, Moore)
government by Mark September 10, 2003
whoda onda phone
whoda by mark September 9, 2003

pickuduphone

pick up the phone
pickuduphone, home
pickuduphone by mark September 9, 2003

appleyard 

a sexually irresponsible geordie with the morals of a sewer rat and a number of STDs
You'd have to be a total appleyard to shag Carter
appleyard by mark September 9, 2003
a man whose spouse regularly cheats on him with members of the West Indian community
Leroy, Winston and Delroy have been round to sort out that fat wisey's missus
wisey by mark September 9, 2003