mark's definitions

blogosphere

A word created with the soul purpose to be the worst sounding thing ever, second only to the originating term blog which is then only usurped by douche.

Michelle was talking about the Blogosphere, and so I vomited on her shoes.

by mark September 16, 2005

CheerJoy

To think the cheer guys are dead sexy

Girl that stunt guy Nick is hella CHEERJOY.

by Mark April 28, 2004

duckegg

Referring to someone as an idiot or being stupid.

Bunyan you duckegg!!

by Mark March 17, 2005

zayus

Unbeatable god

-invincible tyrant

"woah, zayus kicked my ass"

by mark November 15, 2003

GEEKING

Under the influence of crack cocaine

by Mark April 14, 2003

shaggrophobia

An irrational fear of out of doors intercourse.

No! Cedric. I said no! Your gonna have to ram your turgid-love-rocket up my puckered rosebud right here and now!I ain't doin'it outdoors and that's final!

by Mark November 24, 2003

haggot

Brandon Quessy, or a person not liked by any with a hairy mole and red hair.

That haggot is a firebush.

by Mark March 7, 2004