mark's definitions

Peen

A verb, to poke, pod, or generally touch another perso with yor penis, usually in the face.

Ewww.... I got peened by RJ in the face again!

by Mark January 14, 2004

The Bob

Salesman slang for an extended warranty on a purchase.
(I.e Range,refridgerator,TV etc)

So named in fear of the rath of not hitting extended warranty quotas (percentage of sales dollar volume) set by Robert (BOB) J. Wysocki.
V.P of Sales Fretter Appliance Corporation 1980-1990.

Manager to salesman:
"Did you get the bob?"

Salesman: "They said No to the BOB"
Manager: "You're Fired!"

by Mark January 18, 2004

maccaroni and cheese

In a retail establishment.
A customer who pays full price (mac) for an item and also purchased the extended warranty (Cheeze).

That guy just laid down "He bought the maccaroni and cheese!".

by Mark January 18, 2004

Ocean Monger

Any customer who wastes a salesperson's time or want's a deep discounted price.

While walking away from the customer,the salesperson may utter under their breath.

"What an Ocean Monger!"

by Mark January 18, 2004

deadbeat

A customer who is wasting a salesman's time.

"What a f'in deadbeat!"

by Mark January 18, 2004

Proud Owner

Any customer who purchases something that is non refundable.

"That guy is a proud owner"

by Mark January 18, 2004

Police car

A black and white mixed racial couple.

"Hey you see that police car over there?"

by Mark January 18, 2004