mark's definitions

airsoft guns

kick ass bb guns that look like real m-16's and shit

i have a whole bunch of airsoft guns

by mark March 29, 2004

markilate

Seriously soiling your bed sheets with random late night food.

Sharting excluded.

Oh crap, I markilated my sheets with that stupid chocolate pudding last night.

by Mark March 31, 2005

The Hobgoblin

A sexual maneuver in which the male grabs one leg and hops on one foot while the female is giving him head.

After the party, Billy and Lucy went to their room and did the hobgoblin.

by mark December 24, 2008

Fuckwad

A wad of fuck.

ADJ. An uneducated twitty jackass who is unpleasant to interact with.

'Oh my God, Ezekiel is such a fuckwad. He stole my pie!'

by Mark November 29, 2004

Ralph.T

To get banned, lose post counts or denied access to a website or message board due to inappropriate posting or mentioning the word "fathead". Originally started on www.mustangworld.com

Dude, yer gonna get Ralph.T

by Mark January 25, 2005

Fo Shozle

Used my the new-age white gangsters

Wunna smoke some crack
Fo shozle nugga

by Mark December 7, 2004

quess

Mr Weaver's way of saying guess.

Have the program quess a letter.

by Mark November 8, 2003