mark's definitions

Skumper

A low Life loser who never wants to do anything fun. He/she always sits on there ass's watching tv or on the computer.a.k.a lowlife

"you never want to do anything, Your a Skumper!"

by Mark April 26, 2003

Whisk

An underarm throw, but with more force than any usual underarm throw.

"Lets go whisk a lettuce at someones house"

"But who's house shall we whisk lettuce at"

"Britney's of course..."

by Mark December 16, 2004

Punisher

two in the cooter one in the tooter. also see the shocker. the act of inserting index and middle fingers into the vagina and the pinky finger into the anus or bunghole.

He gave her a hella good punisher last night.

by Mark November 14, 2003

Scotsman's Stare

The strange expression those North of the Border exhibit when they see an attractive member of the opposite sex.

Everytime the projector girl came into the room David Marwick gave her the Scotsman's Stare, it was as if he was back home in Edinburgh.

by Mark June 22, 2006

Klendau

An inflammatory rash (usually hereditory) which arises upon the lengthening of one's penis.

HOLY SMOKE! I've got a Klendau again, better stop seeing this lovely woman!

by Mark January 19, 2003

ball tap

Verb, intransitive,transitive: To hit someone in the testicles.

He was being an ass, so I ball-tapped him.

by Mark November 30, 2002

Tappage

Pimping (paticulary off ladies)
To get sum slight to major action with a irl

You gettin' ne tappage son?
You she put her arm around u and u were gettin all that tappage.

by Mark June 20, 2004