mark's definitions

Kodak's law

When you most need a camera, you will inevitably not have one.

by Mark March 25, 2003

BTL

below the line. refers to someone that is below a certain "line" of social stature

This club sucks. Too many BTLs.

by Mark December 7, 2010

Shithook

A dumb S.O.B. who doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

That dumb shithook just put his car in reverse instead of Drive and he hit my car!

by Mark May 15, 2003

Juelz Santana

A member of the rap group Harlem Diplomats.

Juelz (dip, dip)
Santana (set, set)

by Mark February 27, 2004

poop dick

when you are at work, and your boss is gonna come in and bust your crew cause you are slacking big time. poop dick is the work used by the look out lackey to warn all us slackers that hose monsterism is iminant.

Keegan: Poop Dick!
Rest of Crew: holy shit! lets get to work before the hose monster totally catches us slacking off

by Mark July 27, 2004

wow

World of Warcraft.

Often the main talking point in any university(unfortunately) school and now pubs and clubs (Stop bringing webmasters to your local pubs and clubs to get him drunk for fucks sake)

Wow is often badmouthed by people who haven't played it, don't want to play or did play it and gave up playing it after finding out in order to get anywhere in the game you needed to join a large guild led by fucktards who demand you are on WoW all hours of the day to help them get some crusader sword of great justice or something equally retarded in a 12 hour dungeon run.

"So you're an online gamer? What games do you play?"

"I play wow, I have an lvl 60..."

"Sigh, another WoW player."

by Mark January 19, 2007

cliff jumper

Kind of a misnomer. Refers to someone so incredibly hot/beautiful that they could convince you of doing something crazy, like jumping off a cliff.

Guy: Check out Vanessa.
Dude: Yeah man.
Guy: Cliff jumper?
Dude: Mos def. I'd totally jump ship for her.

by Mark November 24, 2004