mark's definitions

CGNU

Crazy Go Nuts University, involved with sports such as The Golf Culb, basketball, soccer, baseball, and football. The school mascot is The CGNU Dumples. Although CGNU is not commonly known to most people, it is an actual university.

CGNU has had many victories over Piles of Electronics State

by Mark March 8, 2004

Weezer

Just another mediocre emo and stoner band. Fans with too much pot and too little life think they're the "best band EVAR!!!1!1". They are not.

Emoboy: Weezer is playing tonight!
Emogirl: We should totally go!
Emoboy: We can't. I don't have any weed.

by Mark April 22, 2005

umpa lumpa

useless fat annoying bitch

my mates mother in law that cant walk properly

by Mark July 31, 2004

GEEKING

Under the influence of crack cocaine

by Mark April 14, 2003

liberal

A person who politically falls on the left side of the spectrum. Prefers to have government as involved in everyday life as possible. basically wiping your ass. does not preserve freedoms. see gun controll and rights of unborn children. and is overly critical of anyone who does not see eye to eye. See weeny, hippie, or liberal hippie freak

liberals are bad for America.

by Mark May 5, 2005

Stroke

A medical conditionj resulting from missing the ball on a golf swing.

The old yuppie swung so hard that he had a stroke when he missed the ball.

by Mark January 9, 2004

Coheed and Cambria

crappy emo band
everyone says their sound is unmatched...
it WAS matched by RUSH in 1985
tries to make concepts albums like Pink Floyd but just ruins the whole thing
they should burn in hell

"I love Coheed and Cambria"
"Lemme listen...
That isnt coheed, thats fuckin RUSH"

by Mark December 7, 2004