500 definitions by mark

oc

ocean citey maryland where all the girl go to get drunk and have sex with me!

man last time i went to oc i was so trashed i woke up and this chick i slept wiht pissed the bed!

by mark April 8, 2004

government

1. to create to illusion of freedom and liberty for all citizens; when in reality the government (U.S.) gives a few control over the entire civilized Earth, while the rest are slaves, whether you realize it or not.

2. Control

the Media
popular culture/consumer culture
"white America's fear of the black man"(Bowling For Columbine, Moore)

by mark September 10, 2003

new york giants

The worst team in football history. They havent won a friggin superbowl in like 50 years. They also suck if you use them on NFL 2k5. Those losers they suck!

the new york giants are the worst team ever to hit the face of the earth.

by mark March 19, 2005

rentabrain

an absolute idiot
someone requiring a brain because they do not have a brain.
diddy
dobber

Mr Douglas: oi rentabrain get the your arse out of the mud/cowshit.

by mark January 2, 2005

mulelippin'

Using the palm of your hand to check your female sexual partner's vaginal lips after foreplay to see if she is ready for sex.

John: Hey man, I was mulelippin' Julie the other night and spilled my beer on the new carpet.

by mark May 6, 2005

lowlz

See lol. A form of "LOL", but horribly misspelled. Typically used by kids trying to be clever with their friend in making variations of lol. All are guilty of using this phrase once in their internet life. Origin is unknown, but it is a good bet it spawned from the illiterate 13 year olds playing counter-strike.

Illiterate 13 y/o #1: LIEK OMFG I SO PWNED HIM WHILE I WAS EATING DENNY'S AND PLAYING QAUKE 3 (Quake 3)!!!!!!

Illiterate 13 y/o #2: LOWLZ LIEK GRAND SLAM, NOT TEH MEAL!!!

by mark December 24, 2003

rmp

Read my profile, usually used of AOL Instant Messenger.

Screename: Hey rmp.
Buddy: Ok.

by mark March 22, 2005