top bollocks

boobs. the female equivalent of testicles, except with a different purpose and higher.

Michael: Check out the blonde, nice set of top bollocks.

by mark May 16, 2003

Sensi

Weed. An awesome song by Long Beach Dub Allstars

Lets smoke sum Sensi!

by Mark May 07, 2005

topdecking

The deplorable act of taking a shit in the cistern as opposed to the toilet bowl, hence taking a dump in the 'top deck'.

Usually performed as a form of revenge.

Also known as slam dumping

This party sucks. I'm gonna topdeck the shitter and then let's get the fuck out of here.

by mark August 31, 2004

marlon

The one and only Godfather. It is another word for Boss, King, Prince, GODFATHER.

"Marlon Brando will always be the true mafia king."

"Yo, remember that guy we met? I heard he's a Marlon in California."

by Mark June 18, 2006

gaffa

releasing waste from anos....shit brah

oh mate i gotta go chuck a gaffa

by mark May 06, 2005

Spray

Coitus interupptus from the doggy position.

Sprayed her bad... left a map of Hawaii.

by Mark January 31, 2005

fundamental orifice

A 'polite' term for the male or female anus. See puckered rosebud

I say! You! You Hugh! Hugh Grant, you're a bit of a, that is if you don't mind my observing, if it's not too much trouble etc you're something of a fundamental orifice you old stick you!

by Mark November 25, 2003