mark's definitions

Sev

An 8 legged insect, composed prominently of faeces, found usually in a woman's pubic region.

Damn! These Sev's itch so bad, I better go wipe my ass!

by Mark January 19, 2003

Turd Monger

A person who main income is derived by selling shit and dung. Genrally used as an insult to someone's ability at anything.

Also: Shit Monger (being polite)

Why did you do that! Your such a turd monger!!!

Why don't you go peddle your turds else where you turd monger!

by Mark January 9, 2003

powerfelch

a variation of the wordfelch/word (sexual act).

in powerfelching, before felching commences the felchee consumes ex-lax, allegedly giving the anally-sucked-up cum a bubblier, frothier consistency.

"where's my ex-lax and drinking straws? Fred, have you been powerfelching again?"

by Mark December 22, 2002

ball tap

Verb, intransitive,transitive: To hit someone in the testicles.

He was being an ass, so I ball-tapped him.

by Mark November 30, 2002