mark's definitions

californicated

To make mofifcation to an existing product so it will conform to extremely restricive California State Regulations.

All new firearms sold in California are californicated so that the criminals are better armed than the citizenry.

by Mark May 8, 2007

hot sec

A brief moment, comparable to the length of a second.

Hank: Dude, how long were you at her crib?
Ben: Just a hot sec. ;)

by Mark August 5, 2008

the letters

refers to HIV or AIDS

A: Did you hear? Jamie is dating someone with the letters.
B: Wow...

by Mark October 19, 2008

Benchi

When preparing food, it is the action of accidentally slapping ones penis against the preparation counter (bench).

"oh man, I was making dinner last night and gave myself the worst benchi ever!"

by Mark March 31, 2020

messed up

1.)To be wasted or drunk. (see wasted).
2.)To be beaten up badly.
3.)Something that is strange or weird.

look at that 6 legged freak, that is messed up!

by Mark October 13, 2003

wallup

the vagina

"You all have an interesting wallup!"

"Goddamn that wallup's wide!"

by Mark October 19, 2003

arms race

Competition between two or more nations, factions, or groups in which each participant strives to produce the most technologically advanced and destructive weapon.

The arms race between the former Soviet Union and the United States spurred many technological advances.

by Mark October 20, 2003