mark's definitions

Bigfoot Sighting

A sexual act, where a woman is made to dress up like bigfoot, and then has sex on film. Also called a Sasquatch sighting.

"Hey, I downloaded a video of a hardcore bigfoot sighting last night."

by Mark May 6, 2005

mulelippin'

Using the palm of your hand to check your female sexual partner's vaginal lips after foreplay to see if she is ready for sex.

John: Hey man, I was mulelippin' Julie the other night and spilled my beer on the new carpet.

by Mark May 5, 2005

liberal

A person who politically falls on the left side of the spectrum. Prefers to have government as involved in everyday life as possible. basically wiping your ass. does not preserve freedoms. see gun controll and rights of unborn children. and is overly critical of anyone who does not see eye to eye. See weeny, hippie, or liberal hippie freak

liberals are bad for America.

by Mark May 5, 2005

turdomizer

Usually a female, gay male, or really sick dude that likes to not only eat ass but have the attended half-push a turd log out so it can be sucked like a stinky dink.

Yo... I don't know about your boy Jason... Susie said he was honking on her stinky dink like a mad turdomizer.

by Mark May 3, 2005

stinky dink

Usually a noun: Stinky dink is a half-expose turd log that is so large it can be used like a cock.

Can also be a verb: as in getting / giving the stinky dink.

That turdomizer really loves workin' that chick's stinky dink. I bet he'll come out of the closet soon

by Mark May 3, 2005

washington township high school

the school that everyone is jealous of. everyone who doesnt go to "twp" says its a crack school, we all know they are just jealous.

i wish i could go to "twp"

by mark April 25, 2005

jadakiss

Jadakiss is the biggest loser that can rape. He cant even rape. HE is the biggest gay on this earth. I hope he dies. He is also one of the biggest wangsters ever...even bigger than JA rule. Thats a big insult. Jadakiss is hated by a loser names ryan. And i hate jadakiss and he smells like farts. You know what..you losers talk about he is a real gansta..well u losers are so fucking gay. SO to my conclusion, Jadakiss is the biggest gay, wansta, crapy raper that every was given the title a raper. ANd he is worse than mark bellhorn. low blow OOOOOOOOOOOOHHH.

Jadakiss is the biggest loser on the planet.

by mark April 24, 2005