mark's definitions

camel toe jam

left over jizz from the night before

check out the wet patch on that camel toe must have had its fill from the night before

by Mark July 31, 2004

Gawoompy

the noise that a tight virganal pussy makes when eating its first penis

ill be gentle making your gawoompy talk

by Mark July 31, 2004

chicken pig

fat useless fuk that will try to all the drumstix before the grandchild can wake up and have some for dinner

fuk get the kids hands out the way before she devours them too

by Mark August 1, 2004

queensland blue pumpkin

the extreme moose knuckle found on extremely huge useless fat fuck mother in law

man did you see that thing in her tight grey traky daks it had a moose knuckle like a queensland blue pumpkin

by Mark August 1, 2004

home wrecker

useless fat fuck women driving
see putrid oxygen theif chicken pig umpa lumpa monster in law killcock

i was just moving the car and it jumped the garden and smashed into the house gee im a duffer

by Mark August 1, 2004

one beer queer

A person who cannot "hold alcohol". Simply, one who is subject to the effects of alcohol quickly, most effectively in one beer.

Note, queer does not necessarily refer to the person's sexuality.

Jeff's a one beer queer. After a Bud, he was out.

by Mark August 5, 2004

lazy fat fuck

put clothes straight from the washing machine into the clothes dryer especially when its a perfect day
see putrid monster in law umpa lumpa chicken pig

no ones home no one will know i cant be bothered walking all that way to the clothes line and fumbling down 2 stairs it must be all of 15 metres to get there oh i so fuckn fat and lazy ill just run their power bill up to the hilt and in the mean time i will check out whats on offer down at the food halls

by Mark August 6, 2004