mark's definitions

sizzler

Torture device used for extracting valuable information from prisoners.

While the prisoner is tied and unable to remove the device.

An unplugged electrical hair curling iron is gently placed into the prisoner's vagina or rectum. The prisoner is then asked to give you the information requested or you'll plug the iron into an outlet and simply leave the room. Slowly the iron will heat up and the sizzler will do it's deed.



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Now would you like to have a little polite chat or rather have the sizzler do the talking for me?

by mark June 10, 2006

newblet

a newbie... Kirk gaughan is the master of all newblets.

There were four newblets walking down the road, when Billg Ates ran them over with his humvee.

by Mark November 8, 2003

Bizzle

Another word for bitch, and dubbed with the famous 'izzle' suffix

some times can be referred to as bizatch

that girl is such a bizzle

yo bizzle

by Mark October 9, 2003

COLUM

Colombian Marijuana

by Mark April 14, 2003

tallula

crazy little child which has tendancies to be crazy

get here you crazy little fiend

by Mark September 21, 2004

poop dick

when you are at work, and your boss is gonna come in and bust your crew cause you are slacking big time. poop dick is the work used by the look out lackey to warn all us slackers that hose monsterism is iminant.

Keegan: Poop Dick!
Rest of Crew: holy shit! lets get to work before the hose monster totally catches us slacking off

by Mark July 27, 2004

californicated

To make mofifcation to an existing product so it will conform to extremely restricive California State Regulations.

All new firearms sold in California are californicated so that the criminals are better armed than the citizenry.

by Mark May 8, 2007