mark's definitions

Gator

A very long line of cut cocaine.

"Make those lines into gators."

by Mark December 30, 2003

hollywood hangup

when you insert your pointer and middle fingers into your rectum, and proceed to thrust in and out with a twisting motion

yup thats a hollywood hangup

by mark December 28, 2005

appleyard

a sexually irresponsible geordie with the morals of a sewer rat and a number of STDs

You'd have to be a total appleyard to shag Carter

by mark September 9, 2003

F bag

A lazy ass friend smelling up your house who hasnt showered in a week and has had this comment brought on them in many cases resulting from them drinking themselves sick and releasing rancid flatulance.

My friend Vince only lifted his head to laugh after releasing a nasty fart.

I halted in my reading of urban definitions to call him an F Bag.

by Mark January 11, 2007

The Bob

Salesman slang for an extended warranty on a purchase.
(I.e Range,refridgerator,TV etc)

So named in fear of the rath of not hitting extended warranty quotas (percentage of sales dollar volume) set by Robert (BOB) J. Wysocki.
V.P of Sales Fretter Appliance Corporation 1980-1990.

Manager to salesman:
"Did you get the bob?"

Salesman: "They said No to the BOB"
Manager: "You're Fired!"

by Mark January 18, 2004

Spray

Coitus interupptus from the doggy position.

Sprayed her bad... left a map of Hawaii.

by Mark January 31, 2005

Boludon

From argentine languaje. Dude with super big, huge, hairy balls, it's worse than boludo and pelotudo, making you a dumbfuck. Used to insult people who fucked up something really important.

Dejaste caer cafe en el teclado boludon!
You dropped coffee on the keyboard you dumbfuck!

by Mark June 12, 2004