top bollocks

boobs. the female equivalent of testicles, except with a different purpose and higher.

Michael: Check out the blonde, nice set of top bollocks.

by mark May 16, 2003

queen shit

Same as king shit, only female.

That little tramp thinks she's queen shit.

by Mark February 16, 2005

Humped Zebra Crossing

A term used in the UK for a giant speed bump with a striped crosswalk on top of it.

He bottomed out his csr on the humped zebra crossing.

by Mark January 21, 2005

stingl

To rip someone a new one from your holier-than-thou throne of judgement while thinking you are helping them.

Nice work Dave, you totally stingled her ass last night at Tim Horton's.

by Mark March 31, 2005

hork

to smoke, usu. in reference to marijuana

Hey Joe, want to come and hork this pipe with me?

by mark September 02, 2003

prevert

synonym for the word pervert. Used in "Dr. Strangelove: or How I Learned to stop worrying and love the bomb", a movie.

Those communist preverts are trying to harvest are bodily fluids.

by Mark June 11, 2004

fjork

to violently stab someone with the male reproductive organ. this makes your feel like a king.

bah, it was the best fjork ever

by mark November 24, 2003