mark's definitions

government

1. to create to illusion of freedom and liberty for all citizens; when in reality the government (U.S.) gives a few control over the entire civilized Earth, while the rest are slaves, whether you realize it or not.

2. Control

the Media
popular culture/consumer culture
"white America's fear of the black man"(Bowling For Columbine, Moore)

by Mark September 10, 2003

wetherell

An extremely curly hair-style reminiscent of the coat of the standard poodle

I'd have shagged her but she had a wetherell!

by mark September 10, 2003

mushrooms

a fungus that is eaten like a vegetable

I like mushrooms on my pizza. ;)

by Mark September 11, 2003

misterpam

A whinging scouser who is constantly depressed and moans non-stop throughout the day about things that have absolutely no importance whatsoever

My husband's left me, I'm on the rag and the cat's been run over, so I'm allowed the misterpam's sometimes.

by mark September 12, 2003

dormiphilia

A sexual disorder involving having sex with sleeping people.

Bob has dormiphilia, and stalks Sally the narcoleptic chick.

by mark September 14, 2003

f.l.i.p.

Funny Little Island People
Phillipinos

by Mark September 15, 2003

twank

to bang

I twanked your sister yesterday

by Mark September 21, 2003