margaretsanger's definitions

Eve Ensler

Playwright, anti-violence activist and feminist best known for the Vagina Monologues and the Good Body. She is Dylan McDermott's stepmother. She is the author of several books and she's featured in several movies related to the Vagina Monologues. Her work is somewhat rooted in her history as she was raped and physically abused by her father as a child.

I read Eve Ensler's new book, The Good Body. It's quite good.

Eve Ensler is a great role model for rape survivors.

by margaretsanger December 28, 2005

ninety night-stand

The act of sleeping with or dating someone for with no intention of ever having a serious relationship with them and then dumping them after 3 months/90 days as to move on or to keep from hurting the victim of the affair. Often, both parties know that they are not suitable for each other.

Smart, attractive, jaded, and/or hypersexual females are often the culprits of ninety night-stands. Rich men, players, married and/or hot men are also frequent culprits. These people are not necessarily players, but they are opportunists.

Young, needy, cute, plain and/or naive women as well as women with low self esteem who are good in bed are frequent victims. Unemployed, hot, lower class, stupid and/or neanderthalic men who are good in bed are frequent victims.

Jim: I've been dating this smokin' hot music executive for a few weeks now. She is so perfect. I want her to be my sugar mama.
Tom: You dumbass. You fold shirts at Banana Republic for a living and you don't even have your GED. You're her ninety night-stand.

Angela: (sobbing) I can't believe that Dr. Spencer broke up with me. He was so great and so good in bed.
Psychiatrist: You dumb bitch. He's married to a total MILF. You're not even that cute. It was a ninety night-stand, not a relationship. He just wanted to try stuff his wife wouldn't do and throw you to the curb.
Angela: But he said he loved me after we slept together.
Psychiatrist: He probably meant that he loved that you'll do all the freaky shit his wife wouldn't do.

by margaretsanger December 24, 2005

nicole richie

author, socialite, rich kid. born nicole camilla escoveda, daughter of one of lionel richie's bandmate. she was raised from by lionel at the age of 3 and adopted he formally adopted her at the age of 9. Her godfather is Michael Jackson. She dropped out of the University of Arizona and was treated for drug addiction. She co-starred with Paris Hilton on The Simple Life, though they are no longer close. Her antics and wild partying had her appear as the funny, crude, chubby one. She had an incredibly shocking transformation, losing a great deal of weight, changing her hair, behavior, and dress. Many believe she suffers from an eating disorder or abuses drugs due to her skeletal figure, though her father attributes it to stress. She was formerly engaged to DJ AM. She is close friends with Lindsay Lohan and Mischa Barton.

Nicole Richie looks like she's lost even more weight.

Nicole Richie is thinspiration for many girls with anorexia.

I really love Nicole Richie's black dress at the award show.

by margaretsanger December 27, 2005

supermodel

Contrary to popular belief, a supermodel is not just any prominent model. There are only five: Cindy Crawford, Linda Evangelista, Naomi Campbell, Christy Turlington and Claudia Schiffer. These are the models who ruled the fashion industry in the 1990s with outrageous contract demands and failed though financially rewarding attempts at acting and singing; the era of the supermodel is over. Prominent models are known as "powermodels" and include Tyra Banks, Kate Moss, Gemma Ward, Heidi Klum, Gisele Bundchen and the like.

Janice Dickinson claims to be the world's first supermodel but she is actually just a hideous troll.

My favorite supermodel is Christy Turlington. She seemed more down to earth.

by margaretsanger December 28, 2005

cellulite

Deposit of subcutaneous (right under your skin) fat and fibrous/connective tissue that results in dimpled, cottage cheese or orange peel appearance depending on amount of fat; affects a majority of women but only really fat men. Generally appears in butt and thighs. Even super skinny people can have cellulite as it seems that it is somewhat hereditary or hormonal. Creams and pills can improve the APPEARANCE of cellulite, but it will go back to looking bad when you stop using them. Liposuction does not remove cellulite. To get rid of cellulite, one must exercise and cut out bad foods, especially ones with preservatives. There is also an expensive treatment known as Endermologie that gets rid of it. If one stays fit, it actually reduces with age.

I can't believe this. My doctor says I'm underweight but I have cellulite on my thighs. Damn genetics.

I got rid of my cellulite by exercising a lot, lifting some weights and cutting out processed foods. Now my bottom half looks as sexy as my top half!

by margaretsanger December 28, 2005

Cosmopolitan magazine

also known by some by "Cosmo" and "women's Bible"

magazine for the 18-35 mostly Caucasian female population, though teens and pre-teens read it as well.

teaches virtues and life lessons like "90 ways to please your man" and "How to make men want you."

can be incredibly funny, ridiculous or offensive depending on one's perspective.

has single-handedly set a particular type of woman back many years, defining women solely by their relationships with men.

I didn't renew my Cosmopolitan magazine subscription because the message it sends is horrible.

I read Cosmopolitan magazine every month. It's the only reading I do. Because of Cosmo, I can now give amazing blow jobs and dress to impress men.

by margaretsanger December 26, 2005

gold digger

A generally attractive person who seeks out relationships with sugar mommas or sugar daddy for monetary gain. A gold digger can be a female or male. It is often a mutually opportunistic relationship: the rich person gets sex or companionship and the GD gets money.

A song by Kanye West featuring Jamie Foxx.

My friend Jessica is a total gold digger. She's sleeping with this middle aged executive and he buys he pays all her bills. She might as well be a street walker.

Jesssica: Did you see the video for gold digger?
Me: Yeah. I want that cute bra and tanga that the pretty video girl at the very end was wearing.
Jessica: Hmm. I wonder where they got it from.

by margaretsanger December 28, 2005