by Marc April 03, 2005
1. verb. To die
2. verb. To become mechanically inoperable beyond the point of repair. See also, fucked, fubar.
entymology and usage: "shit the bed" comes from the unfortunate final humiliation when an animal's (yes, including human's) bowels completely relax at the point of death, causing the contents of the colon to be expelled. To use the term as a "euphamism" for biological death is considered to be in poor taste. It is more often colorfully used in definition 2.
2. verb. To become mechanically inoperable beyond the point of repair. See also, fucked, fubar.
entymology and usage: "shit the bed" comes from the unfortunate final humiliation when an animal's (yes, including human's) bowels completely relax at the point of death, causing the contents of the colon to be expelled. To use the term as a "euphamism" for biological death is considered to be in poor taste. It is more often colorfully used in definition 2.
1. That asshole Mr Jones never had a good word to say to anyone. At his funeral, the few attendees were secretly glad that he had shit the bed.
2. I was hoping that my car could be repaired, but the mechanic told me that it had shit the bed so I had it scrapped.
2. I was hoping that my car could be repaired, but the mechanic told me that it had shit the bed so I had it scrapped.
by Marc February 25, 2004
by Marc January 03, 2004
Featured in the great song by M.O.P aka the Mash Out Posse, Ante Up Remix. When Remi Martin comes on she spoils it. Y'know a female rapper. HA!!!!!
usta Ryhmes
Attention please, attention please!!
This shit here feels like a whole entire WORLD collapsed!
Motherfuckerrrrrrrrrr! Yeah, yeah, yeah (yeah) yeah!
Yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah)
Blunt(blunt) blunt (blunt) blunt (blunt) blunt (blunt) blunt
Busta Rhymes now, M.O.P. now
What you want now? (What you want now?)
What you want now? (What you want now?)
What you want now? (What you want now?)
What you want now?
(What you want want want want want want BLUNT BLUNT)
ANTE UP!! No, cut that fool!
They want to act stupid gun-butt that fool
When I cock that tool, nigga run your damn jewels
'fore we fuck around and lay you up in your own blood pool, nigga
Hunt you down nigga, run your ass down
Unleash the hounds til them niggaz'll gun your ass down (STOP IT)
You frontin like this was a thing of the past
With tattoos over the scars a nigga left on your ass!
My niggaz think lopsided, bust they gat cross-sided
In the subways they rob trains runnin along-side it!
(BLUNT BLUNT) See motherfucker we don't play with that shit
And if you want your shit back you had to PAY for that shit!
You little costume niggaz, Romper-Room niggaz
Get you in the night or early in the afternoon niggaz
We takin your whole shit WHILE WE PASS THROUGH
Even the shirt off your back, nigga RUN THAT TOO
Attention please, attention please!!
This shit here feels like a whole entire WORLD collapsed!
Motherfuckerrrrrrrrrr! Yeah, yeah, yeah (yeah) yeah!
Yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah)
Blunt(blunt) blunt (blunt) blunt (blunt) blunt (blunt) blunt
Busta Rhymes now, M.O.P. now
What you want now? (What you want now?)
What you want now? (What you want now?)
What you want now? (What you want now?)
What you want now?
(What you want want want want want want BLUNT BLUNT)
ANTE UP!! No, cut that fool!
They want to act stupid gun-butt that fool
When I cock that tool, nigga run your damn jewels
'fore we fuck around and lay you up in your own blood pool, nigga
Hunt you down nigga, run your ass down
Unleash the hounds til them niggaz'll gun your ass down (STOP IT)
You frontin like this was a thing of the past
With tattoos over the scars a nigga left on your ass!
My niggaz think lopsided, bust they gat cross-sided
In the subways they rob trains runnin along-side it!
(BLUNT BLUNT) See motherfucker we don't play with that shit
And if you want your shit back you had to PAY for that shit!
You little costume niggaz, Romper-Room niggaz
Get you in the night or early in the afternoon niggaz
We takin your whole shit WHILE WE PASS THROUGH
Even the shirt off your back, nigga RUN THAT TOO
by Marc July 28, 2004
by Marc December 18, 2003
n. uncomfortable feeling of dread or horror. esp. uncomfortable mental image.
Syn: willies, heebie jeebies, weirded out, creeped out
Ant: stoked, psyched
Ent: coined by the character StrongBad on www.homestarrunner.com
Syn: willies, heebie jeebies, weirded out, creeped out
Ant: stoked, psyched
Ent: coined by the character StrongBad on www.homestarrunner.com
by Marc December 11, 2003
1. A Fake Ass Nigger aka a Wanksta
2. Can't sing a song without a hook up (Ashanti) or himself being a hook up.
3. Sounds like the Cookie Monster.
4. Likes to pretend he is Hip Hop
5. When he is R&B
6. Likes to say "Murder" alot.
7. Likes to pretend to be 2Pac (Tupac) by either copying his style.
8. Or Copying off 50 Cent songs.
9. Or Busta Rhymes.
10. Probably hated by Fat Joe, D-Block but joined him to help him sell records. See below
2. Can't sing a song without a hook up (Ashanti) or himself being a hook up.
3. Sounds like the Cookie Monster.
4. Likes to pretend he is Hip Hop
5. When he is R&B
6. Likes to say "Murder" alot.
7. Likes to pretend to be 2Pac (Tupac) by either copying his style.
8. Or Copying off 50 Cent songs.
9. Or Busta Rhymes.
10. Probably hated by Fat Joe, D-Block but joined him to help him sell records. See below
New York - Ja Rule feaf Fat Joe, Jadakiss
Hook - Ja Rule
I got a hundred cookies, a hundred hook ups, Nigga I'm from New York (New York)
I got a semi-automatic song that I only sell by getting a Hook Up (Hook Up)
I got a hundred cookies, a hundred hook ups, Nigga I'm from New York (New York)
I got a semi-automatic song that I only sell by getting a Hook Up (Hook Up)
(You Know)
Hook - Ja Rule
I got a hundred cookies, a hundred hook ups, Nigga I'm from New York (New York)
I got a semi-automatic song that I only sell by getting a Hook Up (Hook Up)
I got a hundred cookies, a hundred hook ups, Nigga I'm from New York (New York)
I got a semi-automatic song that I only sell by getting a Hook Up (Hook Up)
(You Know)
by Marc November 27, 2004