poor man's ferrari

Steve: Just copped a poor man's ferrari for $900!
Andrew: Nice!
by marblecakealsothegame13 November 02, 2018
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tom brady kiss

a kiss on the mouth, often done by your own children to show you "mean it".
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the window is open

what you say to your best friend when the one girl that got away is single again.
Chad: Dude, Courtney just got divorced, the window is open!
Brad: Oh shit!
by marblecakealsothegame13 September 25, 2018
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frog up

a term used to describe when one takes more than three mind-altering substances at once.

past tense - "frogged up"
I need to frog up before my custody hearing!
by marblecakealsothegame13 June 28, 2024
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Gaston Mode

the act of eating 50 eggs, then doing 100 pushups immediately after. vomiting disqualifies you.
based on Gaston from Disney's "Beauty and the Beast", who notably ate five dozen eggs.
Peter: "Ryan just went full Gaston Mode last night; the dude is ripped now."
Justin: "The madman! I couldn't get past 36 eggs without throwing up."
by marblecakealsothegame13 December 06, 2018
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office hot

when someone in a given group of people (typically an office, or workplace environment) is the hottest within the group, but is objectively ugly.

one might be tricked into dating said person because the other people in the environment are uglier by comparison.
Tony: "Dude, don't date Melissa, she's only office hot."
Steve: "Thanks man. Didn't realize at first, but she's definitely a 4."
by marblecakealsothegame13 August 23, 2021
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milk wheeze

a particularly foul-smelling fart that feels three times heavier than air, smells like propane and milk, and usually occurs in five-minute intervals. a direct byproduct of eating/drinking too much raw protein, milk, or eggs.
also known as a "protein stain".
Dave: "John needs to quit eating 30 eggs a day, his last milk wheeze made me vomit despite me being three rooms away."
John: "Tell me about it."
by marblecakealsothegame13 December 06, 2018
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