waffle house mustache

a medium-thin, very soft but gristly-looking mustache. like your stereotypical 80s muscle hero stache, but cheaper looking. usually seen worn on meth-addict truckers at Waffle House at 3 AM.

"That's a damn fine waffle house mustache."

by marblecakealsothegame13 November 27, 2018

ghandi bod

the opposite of a dad bod. when you're naturally extremely skinny, to the point where your bones are visible through your skin, and you have no muscle built on you.
not to be confused with anorexic or starving bods.

"Man dude, I've gotta drink more milk than ever, this ghandi bod is the worst."

by marblecakealsothegame13 December 05, 2018

tabs on deck

to have xanax on-hand.

if you're bringing bitches over, let 'em know i've got tabs on deck!

by marblecakealsothegame13 March 03, 2025

Gaston Mode

the act of eating 50 eggs, then doing 100 pushups immediately after. vomiting disqualifies you.
based on Gaston from Disney's "Beauty and the Beast", who notably ate five dozen eggs.

Peter: "Ryan just went full Gaston Mode last night; the dude is ripped now."
Justin: "The madman! I couldn't get past 36 eggs without throwing up."

by marblecakealsothegame13 December 06, 2018

knuckle children

semen

"I jacked off in my hand and made a fistful of knuckle children"

by marblecakealsothegame13 September 28, 2020

nose oyster

a glob of mucus.
see snot rocket.

"just gulped a nose oyster in class today"

by marblecakealsothegame13 April 25, 2020

panhandler

another term for beggar, or delusional homeless person.

"Lock the door - panhandlers keep coming in wanting to use the restroom."

by marblecakealsothegame13 April 19, 2019