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the window is open

what you say to your best friend when the one girl that got away is single again.
Chad: Dude, Courtney just got divorced, the window is open!
Brad: Oh shit!
by marblecakealsothegame13 September 25, 2018
mugGet the the window is openmug.

waffle house mustache

a medium-thin, very soft but gristly-looking mustache. like your stereotypical 80s muscle hero stache, but cheaper looking. usually seen worn on meth-addict truckers at Waffle House at 3 AM.
by marblecakealsothegame13 November 27, 2018
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ghandi bod

the opposite of a dad bod. when you're naturally extremely skinny, to the point where your bones are visible through your skin, and you have no muscle built on you.
not to be confused with anorexic or starving bods.
"Man dude, I've gotta drink more milk than ever, this ghandi bod is the worst."
by marblecakealsothegame13 December 5, 2018
mugGet the ghandi bodmug.

Gaston Mode

the act of eating 50 eggs, then doing 100 pushups immediately after. vomiting disqualifies you.
based on Gaston from Disney's "Beauty and the Beast", who notably ate five dozen eggs.
Peter: "Ryan just went full Gaston Mode last night; the dude is ripped now."
Justin: "The madman! I couldn't get past 36 eggs without throwing up."
by marblecakealsothegame13 December 6, 2018
mugGet the Gaston Modemug.

American Bidet

when you take a sizable shit, and the water splashes your ass so you don't have to wipe.
Jennifer: Rimming Michael has been so much better since he got an American Bidet installed!
by marblecakealsothegame13 October 3, 2018
mugGet the American Bidetmug.

office hot

when someone in a given group of people (typically an office, or workplace environment) is the hottest within the group, but is objectively ugly.

one might be tricked into dating said person because the other people in the environment are uglier by comparison.
Tony: "Dude, don't date Melissa, she's only office hot."
Steve: "Thanks man. Didn't realize at first, but she's definitely a 4."
by marblecakealsothegame13 August 23, 2021
mugGet the office hotmug.

frog up

a term used to describe when one takes more than three mind-altering substances at once.

past tense - "frogged up"
I need to frog up before my custody hearing!
by marblecakealsothegame13 June 28, 2024
mugGet the frog upmug.

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