penis monkey

(a) Hard to define, the word stems from the original idea that John Bauman is the one and only important person in the entire world. The word can be used in pretty much any situation for any reason...however, everytime someone uses the word, it does nothing but reflect on the true nature that John Bauman is untouchable.

(b) A hit song by John Bauman.

(c) The penis on a monkey.
John: Mark, what are you doing today?
Mark: I don't know.
John: Clyde's sucks.
Mark: I know. Jackie is a cocktease.
John: The queen. <shaking head>
(pause)
Mark: *cough...cough* PENIS MONKEY.
by Mark April 14, 2005
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cuntsnatch

Hey cuntsnatch, how about we don't do that?
by Mark August 17, 2003
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shaggrophobia

No! Cedric. I said no! Your gonna have to ram your turgid-love-rocket up my puckered rosebud right here and now!I ain't doin'it outdoors and that's final!
by Mark November 25, 2003
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colette guimond

Female bodybuilder recently turned actress. Her first film is "Goddess of Revenge" directed by David Lussier
by Mark November 01, 2003
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dandy

A word used to convey happines. Usually used by either old people or rebels who feel words such as good or awesome are overused.
'It was dandy yesterday when Raj and I skipped through the flowers.'

'I am NOT dandy right now.'
by Mark November 30, 2004
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pecker fucker

one who wishes he could fuck his own pecker.
a self centered individual that is very conceded and stuck on themselves.
by mark March 05, 2004
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flobby

Abi Bygrave
Gav:Do some sit ups
Abi:Are you calling me flobby?
by mark October 01, 2003
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