marK's definitions

scroll

verb. To request (more of demand) something of someone in the name of out-ranking them. Originated from a fraternity or sorority's scroll, a list of all members, by rank and number.

1: Pick up my gum wad.
2: No way, dude! That's gross.
1: I scroll you.
2: Fine...

by Mark July 24, 2004

appleyard

a sexually irresponsible geordie with the morals of a sewer rat and a number of STDs

You'd have to be a total appleyard to shag Carter

by mark September 9, 2003

F bag

A lazy ass friend smelling up your house who hasnt showered in a week and has had this comment brought on them in many cases resulting from them drinking themselves sick and releasing rancid flatulance.

My friend Vince only lifted his head to laugh after releasing a nasty fart.

I halted in my reading of urban definitions to call him an F Bag.

by Mark January 11, 2007

Like a Fox

"Like a Fox" is used after an action that one has just achieved as a discriptive phrase. When you have done something, adding "Like a Fox!" at the end will emphisize the slyness, talent or precision you or someone else has achieved something. "Like a Fox" can also be said; "Like Fox!". Like a Fox is traced back as far as an ancient phanton comic, where the Phantom states; "Crazy like a fox"

"I tricked you Like a Fox!"
"I am smart Likke Fox!"
"Stupid like a fox!" -Homer

by Mark November 14, 2004

Half Life

1 : the time required for half of something to undergo a process: as a : the time required for half of the atoms of a radioactive substance to become disintegrated b : the time required for half the amount of a substance (as a drug or radioactive tracer) in or introduced into a living system or ecosystem to be eliminated or disintegrated by natural processes
2 : a period of usefulness or popularity preceding decline or obsolescence <slang usually has a short half-life>

For americium-241, it is known that half of the atoms decay in 458 years. Therefore, 458 years is the half-life of americium-241. Every radioactive element has a different half-life, ranging from fractions of a second to millions of years, depending on the specific isotope. For example, americium-243 has a half-life of 7,370 years.

by Mark January 6, 2004

march of triumph

the gender inverse of the walk of shame. the march of triumph is the male counterpart, usually implying final success in a project. the bright sunlight, the walk home, the smell of kootch on your fingers. it's the shit.

Roommate: "Where were /you/ last night?"
Guy: "Just did the march of triumph back from so-and-so's place..."

by mark May 14, 2004

tubz

a big scary, loveabl, joke telling machine!

Tubz told a great joke the other day

by Mark November 23, 2004