turdomizer

Usually a female, gay male, or really sick dude that likes to not only eat ass but have the attended half-push a turd log out so it can be sucked like a stinky dink.

Yo... I don't know about your boy Jason... Susie said he was honking on her stinky dink like a mad turdomizer.

by Mark May 03, 2005

Shelz 4 Jelz

The love commonly shared between a fat pig and a jelly-frisch

Did you know shelz is 4 jelz

by Mark June 26, 2003

eraser face

a person that has been hit in the face by an eraser from a wipeboard

Joe is an eraser face now that Bob hit him in the face with the wipeboard eraser.

by Mark May 30, 2004

Monster in law

ugly fat bitch to lazy to get out of her own way

my mother inlaw is so fukn fat and useless she uses powder instead of a towel to dry herself

by Mark July 31, 2004

sizzler

Torture device used for extracting valuable information from prisoners.

While the prisoner is tied and unable to remove the device.

An unplugged electrical hair curling iron is gently placed into the prisoner's vagina or rectum. The prisoner is then asked to give you the information requested or you'll plug the iron into an outlet and simply leave the room. Slowly the iron will heat up and the sizzler will do it's deed.



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Now would you like to have a little polite chat or rather have the sizzler do the talking for me?

by mark January 11, 2005

Weezer

Just another mediocre emo and stoner band. Fans with too much pot and too little life think they're the "best band EVAR!!!1!1". They are not.

Emoboy: Weezer is playing tonight!
Emogirl: We should totally go!
Emoboy: We can't. I don't have any weed.

by Mark April 22, 2005

cock up

1. To have sex with
2. To put your penis into
3. To fuck up

1. I cocked up your MOM!
2. I like to cock up dogs!
3. I really cocked up my relationship!

by Mark December 22, 2004