manfun's definitions

netflix neck

Occurs in one's neck when binge-watching shows on a laptop set on an angle between you and another for four to fourteen hours. Involves stiffness in upper back, but is justified by TV-induced elation.

My lady and I woke up with killer Netflix neck after Orange is the New Black came out.

by manfun May 26, 2014

Manshower Weekend

The weekend long right of passage thrown by buddies for a great guy after he announces he will be a father for the first time. The party typically includes: fine aged ribs, pork shoulder and artisanal cheese fixed in a Valhalla fashion with micro beer and such and in a get away "guys only fashion", hour to hour events are based around lollygagging games and tom foolery that dudes enjoy and take delight in, all to divert attention away from the conscious fact that one of their close buddies will soon pull away from the pack and devote his attention to the needs of his family.

Corey texted his friends that he was going to be a father for the first time. Slowly his buddies texted him back to congratulate him and ask when they could throw him a Manshower Weekend, to honor his ability to procreate.

by manfun January 18, 2012

prisontation

A long boring work presentation one is forced to watch without the hope of getting up and walking out. Usually involves PowerPoint and bullets and low-res charts.

John, at corporate, is making his PowerPoint prisontation mandatory for all team members.

by manfun October 23, 2012

dick-cicle

a guy at a bar with a cold heart and hard-on for getting laid, without remorse, or standards.

OMG, did you hear Harry last night being a total dick-cicle, hitting on every girl there...

by manfun December 5, 2011

ladyshower

a non-traditional way to celebrate the expected birth of a child by kidnapping the mother and throwing a Bacchus party to celebrate her transformation from a lady into a mother.

We are throwing Kennedy a Ladyshower next month so bring your food poncho, box wine and cackles.

by manfun November 28, 2016

facegravy

the post-meal food drool in the corner of a person's mouth that they tastelessly leave for other's to gaze upon.

after we ate a the pizza parlor, Harry had facegravy all over his mouth and no one said anything, and we all enjoyed it.

by manfun December 4, 2011

hermaneutics

the study of men who have multiple private adulterous affairs and then have a go at public office while wearing an Indian Jones hat

Did you see Herman Cain wearing that Indian Jones hat on Fox and then he denied those women he financially and physically assisted? No... Well, you better study up on your hermaneutics!

by manfun December 6, 2011