Definitions by mandatorysodomy

boregasm 

Boregasm happens when a man is masturbating or having sex and for some reason the stimulation stops just in time to prevent the orgasmic feelings, but not soon enough to stop ejaculation. Unless you are a zealot who believes that all pleasure is a sin but procreation is a must, this is a situation that is best avoided.

Nice timing mum, i said keep out of my room when im reading. You gave me a boregasm you bitch.

boregasm by mandatorysodomy January 16, 2018

Chumbawamics 

A measurement of a persons ability to get back up again once they have been knocked down.

I have high Chumbawamics. I get knocked down but I get up again.

Chumbawamics by mandatorysodomy December 17, 2017

shit crane

When you have long hair and one of them somehow detaches from your head and gets stuck between the lower cheeks. When you take a shit you will notice that the hair has somehow not only remained attached to your arse, it has become attached to a piece of shit too, anchoring it to your behind. Woe betide the luckless person who doesnt notice the shit crane in time and ends up dragging the shit out of the toilet when they check the paper.

I had to throw out my scissors. I got a shit crane which i couldnt detach so i had to cut it off.

shit crane by mandatorysodomy December 11, 2017