Moth

Pretty in pictures, annoying from a distance, scary up close.

1 oh look, a moth. AAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHH its in my face!

2 I really have no interest in meeting your friend. She looked pretty in that photo, but i heard her on the phone and she was so annoying. Il bet shes scary when you meet her in person. Shes a total moth.

by mandatorysodomy May 12, 2018

Chumbawamics

A measurement of a persons ability to get back up again once they have been knocked down.

I have high Chumbawamics. I get knocked down but I get up again.

by mandatorysodomy December 17, 2017

Potpan Wok

Chinese version of Peter Pan.

Close windows tonight, keep out Potpan Wok.

by mandatorysodomy January 16, 2018