mandatorysodomy's definitions

Moth

Pretty in pictures, annoying from a distance, scary up close.

1 oh look, a moth. AAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHH its in my face!

2 I really have no interest in meeting your friend. She looked pretty in that photo, but i heard her on the phone and she was so annoying. Il bet shes scary when you meet her in person. Shes a total moth.

by mandatorysodomy May 12, 2018

Potpan Wok

Chinese version of Peter Pan.

Close windows tonight, keep out Potpan Wok.

by mandatorysodomy January 16, 2018

boregasm

Boregasm happens when a man is masturbating or having sex and for some reason the stimulation stops just in time to prevent the orgasmic feelings, but not soon enough to stop ejaculation. Unless you are a zealot who believes that all pleasure is a sin but procreation is a must, this is a situation that is best avoided.

Nice timing mum, i said keep out of my room when im reading. You gave me a boregasm you bitch.

by mandatorysodomy January 16, 2018