Cunter

To be used in conjunction (for added emphasis) with "cunting" in describing a person (usually a man) who is a cunt.
Listen to me you cunting cunter, if you park in my space again I'll
by Malcolm April 28, 2004
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slut pop

Popular music sung by nubile females dressed in as little as possible in film clips to attract male viewers. Their singing ability is typically inverse to their looks.
by Malcolm March 29, 2003
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mappy

A mappy is a word created to describe an african american woman with extremely nappy hair.
Ohhhh mahhh gawdddd, look at her, she is soooo mappy, I cant beleive this shit
by Malcolm January 30, 2005
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sloppyjoe

vomiting on a dick while giving head


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My dick is so big, whenever a gurl gives me head, she does a sloppy joe
by Malcolm July 02, 2004
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jonmac

The act of bedding three different women in any 24 hour period.
Guy 1 "Hey man, what you doin' tonight?"

Guy 2 "Nuthin much, jus' bangin' Chrystal"

Guy 1 "Fo' real. You finna get your jonmac bro!"

Guy 2 "Shamone, I'm the Mo Fo Man!"

Guy 1 "Word"
by Malcolm July 19, 2004
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Malcolmed

a. Intoxicated with alcohol liquor to the point of impairment of physical and mental faculties
b. Caused or influenced by intoxication

also known as:
Adjectives drunk, tipsy; intoxicated; inebrious, inebriate, inebriated; in one's cups; in a state of intoxicationn.; temulent, temulentive; fuddled, mellow, cut, boozy, fou, fresh, merry, elevated; flustered, disguised, groggy, beery; top-heavy; potvaliant, glorious; potulent; squiffy; overcome, overtaken; whittled, screwed, tight, primed, corned, raddled, sewed up, lushy, nappy, muddled, muzzy, obfuscated, maudlin; crapulous, dead drunk.
I am malcolmed
by Malcolm November 29, 2003
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LLoyd Banks

Our vehicles is long enough to stash the street-sweeper, this shit gon' get uglier than a Master P sneaker
by Malcolm February 18, 2004
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